Comments | albertcamusjr: A long update on the bane of my existence that are dick-headed SUV drivers. I hope it's worth a read

albertcamusjr

A long update on the bane of my existence that are dick-headed SUV drivers. I hope it's worth a read

Jan 07, 2006 04:26

I hate SUVs. They have to be the most pernicious automobile out there ( Read more... )

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tetre January 7 2006, 09:49:23 UTC

Wow!

Owned.

albertcamusjr January 7 2006, 14:35:57 UTC

Oh definitely. I went 1337 all over him.

weezmachine January 7 2006, 10:01:25 UTC

SUV's are for idiots. I just don't understand why if you needed a bigger car, you wouldn't want to opt for the Volvo Cross Country wagon, it's sweet. But yeah, the headlight issue, thank you, I thought I was the only one who got extremely irritated by that. And why is it that whenever I see an SUV, there's only one person in the vehicle?...ON THEIR CELL PHONE.

albertcamusjr January 7 2006, 14:39:28 UTC

Like I said, just by simple law of averages there have to be SOME decent SUV drivers out there, but it always seems like I run into to the jerk offs and douche bags. You're right, I couldn't really see the first three people that went around me because my retinas were in shock and I didn't really care to look, but I'm sure at least one of them was on their cell phone.

mel06 January 7 2006, 13:33:36 UTC

nice job. man, i hate SUVs. you should see how many we have out here. not to stereotype, but man, asian soccer moms and their SUVs need to get the hell out of my city.

mel06 January 7 2006, 13:34:57 UTC

oh yeah, nice use of the word "cohort". its a personal favorite of mine.

albertcamusjr January 7 2006, 14:41:45 UTC

Yeah, I just reread my story. It was late, I busted out some words I don't generally use. Cohort being one of them.

We don't get *that* many asian moms around here, but the couple I do know both drive SUVs.

the_operatic January 7 2006, 14:30:25 UTC

AHAHAHAHA.

Marry me? No, seriously. That's so effing amazing. I really hate SUVs, especially driving a 1991 geo prism. SUVs are for assholes and bitchy soccer moms. Hate them hate them hate them.

alfadorzeal January 7 2006, 18:30:59 UTC

About five minutes later I come upon flashing lights. Oh please, oh please. My wish is granted. Douche Bag A is pulled over by not one but TWO state troopers.

I win.

^_^