Title: Jolene
Characters: Gabden
Rating: R
Word count: 1, 145
Disclaimer: Do not own.
Summery: Gabriel and Eden being pretend pen pals.
Note: Gift!Fic for
sinemoras takes place after
Diary ."Pixie" is Eden's nic-name.
Fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffff.
2010, June 29th.
Dear Pix
God I haven't written in this thing for years! This was a nice surprise finding your little note. I'm shocked you managed to keep your mouth closed about it. How many times did you check to see if I had written in it?
Sexual exploits? Ha I wish! God, we'd have more of that in here then in reality.
Not that I'm gonna go that far...
Love you, Gabe.
2010, July 3rd
OH MY GOD YOU WROTE BACK! FINALLY!
Sometimes I used to think you knew but were teasing me for being more of a dork then you. (yeah right, hee)
Sex? What is this word of which you write? I think I remember it but you might have to refresh my memory somehow...
Pixie.
2010, July 7th
Well maybe if you hadn't hidden it behind a mountain of shoes I would have wrote back sooner!
I think I jogged your memory didn't I?
Gabe.
2010, July 8th
Says the WATCH FIEND. A girl deserves her small luxuries. Or two.
Sorry? Jogged what? Oh wait, something is being jogged, something about...Damn, it's gone. Looks like you'll have to try harder...
Pix.
2010, July 9th
Or a thousand. I'm not the one with an extra wardrobe...
Jeez Eden you almost killed me! No more jogging for you.
G.
2010, July 12th
Whatever! You have a freakin SHOP.
*tuts* you'll get all stiff with no exercise. Not that I need any but I don't think, as you're older then me, it would be very good for you Gabe. They'll come a day when you won't be able to keep up with me.
P.
2010, July 13th
Ok, you win.
Hmmm, looks like I'll just have to take the train more often.
G.
2010, July 14th
Oh god the train! It makes me laugh when people look at you and just see the clothes and not what's under them. I remember when you told me about that dream where I suck you off on one, you were so embarrassed but I could see you wanted it to be true.
Well your powers of seduction haven't gone that far yet...
P.
2010, July 15th.
Oh god. Well I'm going red writing this now. Are you suggesting I'm crude?
We'll see...
G.
2010, July 16th
Crude? No. Just someone with a very, very active imagination and I take great pleasure in seeing it made a reality. You're amazing.
We'll see?! Oh come on, not in a million years and you know it. Role-play not enough?
Pix.
2010, July 17th
Keep talking...
Of course it's just that it happens less and less.
Do you find it weird that we don't talk about writing to each other? Are we under some contract not to mention this?
G.
2010, July 18th
I stoke your ego enough thanks. Don't pout now.
I know, just not enough time and I'm so freakin tired when I get home. But vacation soon! Then all the "jogging" we can handle.
I like it! It's like some secret correspondence. Pen pals living under the same roof.
Pix.
2010, July 19th
I don't pout thanks very much!
Yeah I can't wait! Just us and the sea...I'll go all non "vampire skin."
Did you ever have a pen pal when you were young? My mom made me write to famous people. I got an autograph from Dolly Parton.
G
2010, July 20th
Oh my god you do! You do it more then me you big baby!
Mmmmm, all swarthy. No T-shirts, as naked as possible thankyouverymuch!
Oh god I almost busted a gut reading that! Dolly Parton! I saw you trying not to smile earlier when I sang Jolene at you. You're good at keeping a straight face.
No, I wish I had. I was so lonely as a kid.
Sarah.
2010, July 21st
Oh come on! You take that crown for sure! I bet you're puckering up as you read this!
Deal as long as you wear a bikini. I promise not to jump you.
Oh god my mother loved her! She almost died when I gave the signed photo to her. Thanks!
Me to. I wish so much I had known you then, we were very similar I think.
Gabriel.
2010, July 22nd
And I kissed the page for you!
I have no tits for a bikini Gabriel. But you can still jump me...
I can imagine.
Two unpopular kids with "strange" guardians. Or what I like to otherwise call "crazy drunk bitch" (I'm not calling your mother names Gabe, so don't get stroppy) But yeah I would have loved to have known you then. We could be lonely together.
Pixie, age 25 and a half.
2010, July 23rd
And I kissed it back! Mmm, lipstick. Tasty.
I wish you would stop doing that. But I won't say no to that offer!
Your step mom is a bitch, my mom is kooky. (Stroppy? I know she can be a hand-full at times, I won't get mad if you say so.) I would have run away and found you on your farm and lived with you. Secretly.
Gabe, age 29 years, 1 month and 4 four days (you want seconds? I can do that)
2010, July 24th
I would prefer your mouth on mine next time...
It's the truth, all my bras are padded. Well me and my flat chest will be waiting with bated breath.
Kooky? Putting it mildly there Gabe. (please, you sulk all day when I do.)
Awww! You could go live in the barn and I come to you and bring you food! So you come to me because I'm your pen pal?
(show off)
Pix, 145 years old.
2010, July 25th
Better?
Yeah I know, I remember the fit you threw when I bought you otherwise years ago. Lucky I had the receipt. My skinny legs will be shaking in anticipation.
Yes kooky, eccentric, oddball etc. You say I had to get it from somewhere...
I'd come to tell you that I love you and whisk you off to Vegas where an Elvis impersonator could marry us (I'm still disappointed you didn't want to do that)
(can't help being a genius)
Gabe.
2010, July 27th
Mmmmm, not quite...
I love that this has developed to writing about my boobs.
Well you certainly have enough of it!
Then I'd go be a can-can dancer with a feather bower and sequins and thong and you...what would you do in Vegas Gabriel? Not really your scene. (oh Jesus can you imagine the wedding photos we would have had instead? I guess that would have been a talking point)
(I'm sure I've got a pin here to deflate your head...)
Pixie.
2010, August 14th
Ooh, been awhile since we wrote in this. Lets start up again? I'll sing Dolly Parton songs at you!
Gabe.