Facts of Life.

[albynoplatypus]

1. It's fun to be romantic

2. I do not look fruity in my pink tee

3. Forever broken escalators are forever inconvenient

4. The square root of apple pie is y+m2(i)

5. People need to stop putting on facades for my benefit

Comments

[raindroponarose]

1. the world needs more boys like you
2. I'm sure you look wonderful in pink, and not at all like a fruit
3. forever broken escalators = stairs
4. I like apples
5. people who put on facades for anyone's benefit are silly

...I need to start going to the mall again, I haven't seen you in so long.

[ninjasrpirates]

1. i can't comment on romance, i haven'T had anyone in a while, at least none i could understand.
2. i have not seen you in your wonderful pink Tee so i shant comment on it, but i highly doubt you would look fruity.
3. i like borken escalators, they give you excersize
4. i haven't had an apple in almost a year.
5. i wish i could wear a mask, but i might scare myself when i looked in the mirror, i am almost at the point of scaring myself already

[fweever]

But facade is such a great word!

[dark_revenge]

1)i wouldn't know
2)pink is a gay color
3)how true
4)yum apple pie
5)and for everbody elses

*goes along with crowd*

[nitwalkrcain101]

1)Ben Stith
2)Matt Pascall
3)Neal Michaelson
4)Sam Pascall
5)Ian Carabello

because we arent just people...we ARE facts of life