chicken is disguise
something we guess not, but yes.
perhaps you should not

I've only caught about 134 pokemon....ever.

What the hell am I doing with my life?

..and in the news,

I'm going post-graduation party hopping
some day or another
sooner, rather than later

Yeah, it's time to cream some jeans and burn some dreams

rise up this morning, smile with the rising sun
three little birds sit on my doorstep
singing sweet song
of melodies pure and true

don't worry, about a thing

i spit hot fire

with my phat/dope lyrics
i'll melt the candy panties you wear
oh so often

1. It's fun to be romantic

2. I do not look fruity in my pink tee

3. Forever broken escalators are forever inconvenient

4. The square root of apple pie is y+m2(i)

5. People need to stop putting on facades for my benefit

I says to him, I says
"I told you this shit was bannanas"
"I know, but I selected the wrong record"

And that is why a simple houseparty started the LA riots.

Dude is oldschool.

shaving your jebus
facial pubes rain down, supreme
banana trees grow

The PSP

It's true though, it can do anything but. Perhaps some sort of aftermarket upgrade could expand it's capabilities tho'

wuv ya!

i shot the sheriff
i said "die, white supremacist bitch"
and popped him like bubble wrap
skittles... i tasted the rainbow
the deputy loved the color red
i showed him
his last words were "so pretty"
they shall lynch no more