Comments | alcawyn: Using tact and charm in place of mindless violence for once...

alcawyn

Using tact and charm in place of mindless violence for once...

Jan 03, 2003 13:58

GRANDPA DENNY!!! Please don't kill my Mommy. ;_; It would make everyone very very sad, ESPECIALLY me. Please please please pleeeeeease don't kill my Mommy? Please? *bats eyelashes and sniffles a little*

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papa_denethor January 3 2003, 13:38:34 UTC

Awww...ain't you cute?

*signs order of execution*

menelsul January 3 2003, 13:42:00 UTC

*pins ears and glares*

((Crap. Just when Mom decided, "It's time to take down the tree. You will help me or die." *sighs* My mommy makes Denny look safe and cheerful.))

*throws tact and charm out the window* alcawyn January 3 2003, 13:46:19 UTC

*storms off to have a tantrum/killing spree*

menelsul January 3 2003, 14:15:06 UTC

*has no better ideas, so assists with tantrum...er, spree*

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orophinoflorien January 3 2003, 14:09:02 UTC

Oh Elbereth I know I'll regret this somehow...*hugs Alcawyn* Ah...there there...I'll get you a nice new arbalest with metal barbed tips, how does that sound? canyoupleasestopcryingnow?

alcawyn January 3 2003, 14:21:48 UTC

*sniffle* But Grandpa Denny is going to kill my mother! I've got to save him, but I don't know how! What if my Mommy dies? What will I do then? *panic*

mirandaotto January 8 2003, 07:30:11 UTC

I suppose late is better than never.

I'm glad to see you're alive such a beautiful young woman, Alcawyn. *smiles* You probably don't remember me but I was Mommy #3. Least I think that's right ... *figures up number of surrogates in her head* Yes, well it's lovely to finally meet you. And to see that bitch Ungoliant didn't kill you off after all.

*sends a rather late note of congratulations to your Mum and Dad*