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[alchemyxfreak]

Hey, Lyle.

I know you don't remember much about the last time you were here, but it's kind of important I ask this. You remember fixing a toilet, for the Upper Level headquarters of Celestial Being?

I need your help with something, think you can meet me at the General Store - as soon as possible?

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[only78percent]

Yeah, I remember. You need something fixed?

[alchemyxfreak]

Something like that.

Look, how attached are you to your hair? I want to cause some sort of a distraction, and I figured you'd be the best person to make it work.

[only78percent]

What the hell do you need my hair for? If that's some kind of prank, forget it. I can help you with plumbing, not with clogging up your drain with hair.

[alchemyxfreak]

Do I look like the pranking type to you?

[private//unhackable]

This is actually important, in case you haven't noticed some people have been holed up against their will. The lunatic that did it is afraid of plumbers for some reason, so I figured someone with a little history fixing toilets in this place would be more likely to intimidate him than just anyone.

We only need to cause a distraction long enough to get everyone trapped there out.

Now, are you in or not?

[ihasanarmy]

HEY, YOU! YOU'RE MY FIANCE'S BOSS, RIGHT?

[alchemyxfreak]

... Yeah, that'd be me.

[ihasanarmy]

MAKE ME A TUXEDO FOR THE WEDDING! OR ELS--

I MEAN, PLEASE?

[alchemyxfreak]

Uh... Sure.

[sociopath_elle]

Ate something that disagreed with you?

[alchemyxfreak]

.... This has nothing to do with an actual bathroom.