Rule 1: There is no such thing as a butt-hymen.

[alder_knight]

Holy shit, fandom. ANAL SEX: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

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[grey_bard]

Last night at the ST_NYC_GQMF Halloween party, I was Girl!Eleven and Nella was Girl?Four. Some time maybe we should do a multiple Doctors thing!

[grey_bard]

Also, butt hymen? Good lord! (wince)

[alder_knight]

Not a literal phrase from the fic, but a heavily used concept that just Does Not Exist. RESEARCH: it works, bitches.

[grey_bard]

*wince* Noooooooooooo

I just. Why? Why are people so dumb? (headdesk)

[austere_mauve]

I don't really know what to do except LOL XDDDD

You always crack me up.

[alder_knight]

Someone finds me funny! That is a relief. ^^;

I am not much good for writing these days, but at least I can provide occasional lolz?

[redcirce]

I share a quote from that fic I was telling you about:
" “So…let me get this straight: if I don’t shag you now, this chemical will not only eventually kill me, but apparently drive me mad in the meantime?” she asked, pointedly ignoring his smug grin. The Doctor shrugged, still smirking. ... “Do you really want to risk it?” he continued. Breathless, Rose shook her head, and the Doctor triumphantly lowered his lips to hers. " ...and then they done sex.
(Chemical in question was administered to Rose w/o her knowledge by the Doctor.)

AREN'T KILLER ROOFIES ROMANTIC???

[alder_knight]

Daterapist!Ten: do not want.

oh god this is so far beyond creepy aaaaaugh.

Now, if it were Ten and the Master...