Comments | aldoushxle: "Dear Father: It has been nearly a year since my last confession..."

aldoushxle

"Dear Father: It has been nearly a year since my last confession..."

Jul 25, 2007 17:45

Yeah yeah, so it's been a while. Bet you all thought I died. Or became a monk. Or whatever. Either way, I've got plenty to talk about and only 15 min til I'm off of work, so here's the Cliff Notes version of what's been goin on with the Val ( Read more... )

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funniegerl July 26 2007, 00:26:05 UTC

they threw a fit? so how long are you going to keep that beast?

and when are you gonna flippin visit??? bring brenda with you, lady needs a vacation.

aldoushxle July 26 2007, 01:14:16 UTC

Yeah, usually its only Bertka or myself doing the repairs, so they weren't too happy to see me go. I talked them into working only Sundays, and they were all like "Toll!" That's German for "cool!"

Honestly, it may be a good while before I ever get to visit y'all. I just started this job 3 weeks ago and already had to request a week off for next month's trip to Disneyworld. Oh, by the way, I'm going to Disneyworld!

funniegerl July 26 2007, 02:00:29 UTC

are you telling me you prefer the company of a large plaster rat over your drunk little sister??? clearly my escapades are just as fun as any roller coaster!

ummm_girl July 26 2007, 18:15:08 UTC

Keep it coming!

aldoushxle July 26 2007, 18:43:08 UTC

You're a keep it coming

Oscar says hey or meow or whatever it is cats say. poprox007 July 27 2007, 06:32:12 UTC

Wow. Sounds like things are going well for you! That makes me happy. =)

Re: Oscar says hey or meow or whatever it is cats say. aldoushxle July 27 2007, 18:59:35 UTC

Can't complain, Blondie :)

BTW, let Oscar know the $50 I lent him 4 years ago has accrued interest tenfold. He may need to go back to turning tricks yet again.

Re: Oscar says hey or meow or whatever it is cats say. poprox007 July 27 2007, 21:54:33 UTC

Oh, Oscar doesn't turn tricks anymore. He has a whole herd (flock? tribe?) of cat floozies to do it for him. He spends most of his time slapping them around, roughing up Johns, and other pimp-related activities.

...and he says he paid you already. If you didn't get his check, blame the US post office.

Re: Oscar says hey or meow or whatever it is cats say. aldoushxle July 27 2007, 23:38:19 UTC

Oh, I got the check. It's just hard to convince the bank a check is credible when it's been signed with a sloppy pawprint. Let that little bastard know I do have a PayPal account.

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