Do the Chinese eat pineapples?

[aldoushxle]

I had chinese for lunch today. Again....

Anyway, what does it mean when your fortune cookie has, like, two fortunes in it? Someone here at the office told me it was bad luck, and that scared the living hell outta me.

Discuss.

Comments

[funniegerl]

wrong wrong wrong.
its a fortune for you and the OTHER version of you in the space time continuem. all that means is that the other you in some layer of time was jipped a fortune.

[aldoushxle]

Don't be an idiot.