Comments | aldoushxle: At least it wasn't his piss.

aldoushxle

At least it wasn't his piss.

Sep 11, 2007 22:34

Did I mention I have a cat? Yup, sure do. MJ we call him. And no, he's not named after Jacko. Frankly, how he got the name is a long story that kinda sucks, so I'll spare you the details ( Read more... )

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malicious little things funniegerl September 12 2007, 05:59:25 UTC

i knew a girl who owned a cat. never really had too many problems with it. one night she brings home a boy. they sit on the couch making out, drinking, what not and most importantly, ignoring the cat's leg rubs and meowing. as the night progresses they decide to take it to the bed room and as she opens the door and turns on the light they both see the cat on the bed. the cat takes one look at them and then PUKES on the bed.
dude, they know what their doing.

Re: malicious little things aldoushxle September 12 2007, 13:16:04 UTC

If cats learn how to operate can-openers, the human race is fucked.

Oscar is helping me type this by climbing all over me poprox007 September 12 2007, 20:47:19 UTC

When I first read his name was "MJ" I immediately thought, "He named his cat Michael Jackson?!" I'm glad you didn't.

Re: Oscar is helping me type this by climbing all over me aldoushxle September 13 2007, 13:30:31 UTC

I once knew a kid in 6th grade who's name really was Michael Jackson. He was a total ass, and this was way before the King of Pop's pedophile scandal ever came to light. I'm not quite sure what his problem was, but I'm 100% sure it had something to do with the name.