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[alec_eiffel_etc]

I think the best thing about alcohol is the opportunity it gives you to utilize state-dependant learning. I mean, come on: this is your moment to learn all those drunken party tricks that will get you friends after college. Think of the things you can learn: balancing brooms, doing the polka, reciting poetry, driving, calculus, raising children

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[extremejilly]

you failed to mention trying to blow up the keg.

[alec_eiffel_etc]

You know, even though it didn't happen, I'm still convinced it could. Don't be judgin'-DBJ

[phlasheepants]

oh miles! i'm so sad i missed that.