i've become a hard core runner. Well, by my standards at least. I'm addicted. Running is my high. Today while babysitting, I couldn't wait to come home so I could run at 7:00. It's my new thing. I'm also addicted to buying C.D.s. I couldn't wait to leave babysitting because I wanted to buy a Kinks C.D. The songs "Lola" and "Victoria" had ( Read more... )

my head itches like crazy. there's a bump on it, so far it's not flaky so I'm eliminating dandruff for now. Hopefully no lice. It smells great though, like newborn baby head. Maybe the result of too much babysitting ( Read more... )

i was pooing in the bathroom today. All of the sudden, my evil sweet mate, Tara, not my roomie the other one, walked in on me. She made this awful face like she had just seen a cow pie on my forehead. I said, "Whoopsie!" She shut the door, all flustered, and ran away. She even ran out of her room because I heard the door slam. It's just a bit ( Read more... )

lindsey coco is this random girl who called tarah awhile ago to ask for a threesome. Tarah's ex-boyfriend Jason put lindsey coco up to the phone call. They wanted a threesome pretty bad, I guess. Tarah and I laughed about it for about nine hours. I mean, just listen to that name: Lindsey Coco, Lindsey Coco, Lindsey Coco...isn't that ridiculous ( Read more... )

i farted the NBC three toned jingle. You know what I'm talking about? The Da-Da-Da (N-B-C) you can play it on a piano or xylophone? Three notes? Yeah, I made that noise with my butt. Goodnight.

Last night a group of friends got together to mourn the death of a loved one, Madame Blue. Madame Blue was a shiney, stellar, glittering water fountain. Well not a real water fountain, but a car. A Ford Escort to be exact. The mourners included: Tarah (in kimono), Me (in scented blue trash bag), Zach (in my Stl Cardinals hat), Susan (in bright ( Read more... )

victor lavalle rocks my world. here's what he signed in the ecstatic: "Dear Allie, I have never had such a well-rehearsed presentation for my visit. I will never forget it. Thanks! Victor Lavalle." My day is complete. Wait, no. I still have to get some ice cream. Have a wonderful day all.

Love,
Allie

Katie took me on an adventure today. Although I got some pretzel samples, lemonade, a bracelet watch, a bikini, and slip n' slide, what was by far the best was the car ride. Katie witnessed someone throwing trash out their window: "They littered!" she exclaimed. I just nodded expecting we'd keep riding along. But Katie surprised me as she ( Read more... )

british dance party. dirty feet. jose cuervo. masturbating eyebrows. knock on the door. no one there. paula. sarah poe. susan dressed like queen elizabeth. rocks. jessica. lind-z. man. stephanie. looks like lisa loeb. purple flirt dress. pig tails. stupid ross boys. hate them. try on other shoes. need shower. in the morning. run first. eat. shower ( Read more... )

You'd think I'd learn after twenty years what time of the month I get my period. You'd think I'd learn after twenty years not to argue with my mother. You'd think I'd learn after twenty years how to balance my checkbook with someone's help. You'd think I'd learn after twenty years to wash the make-up off my face before bed. You'd think I'd learn ( Read more... )