ha! i made up a tongue twister/ kinda like the type you would use to tactically make a girl orgasm while licking her clitoris/ why isn't "eating out" nice sounding if it feels nice? it reminds me of "pigging out" and pigs don't really make me very horny. "clit" doesn't sound pretty and pink either. the word "vagina" sounds a little more like a ( Read more... )

This window is supposed to be reserved for "events" but the idea of having a restricted journal doesn't make sense to me. This morning I realized that my dreams are low budget. When I say dream, I dont mean wish-- I mean images while sleeping. Not to confuse. The dream involved my suburban white picket fence neighborhood turning into a criminal ( Read more... )

Boxes are the death of your family. If it weren't for all the boxes in your miniature mansion you wouldn't buy so much crap to fill the boxes up with and you'd find better ways to organize the stuff you do have. I never realized how huge your basement was until last time I was down there. Where do all those random rooms come from? The ones you can ( Read more... )

i just wanted to see what this icon looked like

I feel like this may be able to keep me in check with myself. yuck, that word check reminds me of money. grrr, what can I say that would be important for me while still being important you [audience]? If anybody from outside remembers me anymore. Well, I wouldn't go that far. They're searching their friends page and suddenly skim over my picture ( Read more... )

emails tend to sum up pretty much all i'd ever need to say in a public journal. maybe they're too long for anyone to read all the way through. maybe, just maybe they're not.

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LO AND BEHOLD

DIE POZER PUNKS DIE

Dear Readers,
Woody Allen's fictional toy from his film Sleeper, the orgasmatron, should be available in real life around the year 2012, according to Ian Pearson who works for BT Group's BTexact Technologies. Well, put me on the waiting list, cause I would love to have the orgasmatron to add to my sex toy collection!

Wetly Yours,
Wendy

turns out we're not like you guys. he's not dave, i'm not emyli. atleast dave's love was unconditional, he was your friend no matter what. but if anyone lied, if anyone decieved it was him-- for not understanding. he's your ex boyfriend's little fucking disciple. if this entry is too vague, dont rack your brain in an attempt to figure it out.