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[alek_sandros]

YES, I AM COMPLETELY INSANE. Yes, I did go through the whole fucking meme again.

Now without further ado:


JERMASSIMO LIST
COMPLETED

1. Massimo and Jeremy get into a misunderstanding due to the meme.
2. Jeremy gets lost in the madness that is an Italian Football game.
3. In preparation for meeting Massimo's parent, Jeremy learns Italian.
4. Massimo buys a grumpy Jeremy a gellato.

IN PROGRESS

1. Jeremy is kinda shy but reluctantly agrees to a night out on the town.

REQUESTS

1. Sneaking around during the Torino Olympics.
2. Massimo shows Jeremy around Italy.
3. Italian dirty talk.
4. Massimo spams the meme with prompts about what he'd like to do to Jeremy.
5. Woman's undergarments.
6. Serious romance and courtship.
7. They have wild relations until the headboard moves and there's an earthquake.
8. There's suddenly an earthquake while they're in the middle of their wild relations.
9. Jeremy gets turned on at the slightest touch of his back and by the end of the day, he demands Massimo give him the rough needy sex he requires.
10. Jeremy and Massimo get married.
11. Sex in a Vatican chapel.
12. Jeremy gets to enjoy vacation birthday sex with Massimo.
13. Jeremy attempts to learn Italian but ends up being excruciatingly bad at it.
14. Jeremy might be dating Drew, but for some reason, he'd rather be fucking Massimo.
15. Jeremy & Massimo have wild relations at Cup of Russia.
16. Jeremy Tweeted about someone named Michael which is actually code for Massimo. 
17. Chaos ensues when Jeremy & Massimo's marriage goes public.
18. Someone puts a spider in Jeremy's kit at a competition. He freaks out but saves the day of course.
19. Jeremy & Massimo go to White Castle.
20. "Learning Italian" is a euphemism for "Massimo is here and he's going to carry me off to bed and talk dirty to me in Italian."

CHIDDYBEAR LIST

COMPLETED

1. At the 2010 Worlds.
2. Patrick translates for Joubert and somehow gets them both laid.
3. Quietly crushing on each other.
4. Patrick looks pretty good for someone who just got screwed by Brian backstage.
5. Patrick messes with the wrong person's dog.
6. Brian is creeped out by Patrick's eyes but is pleased to know he closes them during sex.
7. Brian is the new French teacher at Patrick school.

IN PROGRESS

1. [MPREG] After a one night stand, Brian gets Patrick pregnant. Patrick withdraws from competitive Skating & meets Brian in the later future. [ CONTINUATION]
2. Brian discovers the many uses for Patick's mouth.

REQUESTS

1. Brian is tired of Patrick opening his big mouth and pissing off people, so he puts Patrick's mouth into good use.
2. They're much nicer to each other IRL than media portrays them.
3. Post Worlds 2010
4. Brian goes to a gay bar.
5. Neither of them liked each other, but grew closer as the season went by.
6. Brian seduces Patrick during the small medal ceremony at Torino.
7. Brian seduces Patrick.
8. [AU] Foreign Exchange program.
9. [AU] Brain is a stripper who Patrick's friends get him for his birthday.
10. Fail!Sex.
11. Brian is heartbroken after the Olympics & Patrick comforts him with his dick.
12. Patrick posts chiddybear prompts to annoy Brian, and Brian retaliates with Patrick-must-die prompts.
13. Patrick is a handsy overly friendly drunk.
14. Brian distracts Patrick from Yu-na to give her some peace but ends up falling for Patrick.
15. The only time Patrick shuts up for long periods of time is after sex. Brain exploits this fact a little to much.
    
16. [Parody] Wendy Wu; Patrick as Wendy.
17. Brian does something to piss Patrick off & ends up flying to Canada with nothing but his wallet & a boombox & drunkenly tries to serenade him outside his apartment in the rain.
18. Frottage.
19. Brian defends Patrick when someone makes fun of his eyes.
20. Brian can read minds and uses it to make people happy, but people overlook him because of his cold attitude. That is until Patrick Chan comes along.
21. Despite his over-controlling nature in real life, all Brian wants is to be Dominated in bed.
22. Brian defends Patrick's honor, but after Patrick is rendered unable to shut up about it, Brian ties him to their bed & fucks him into silence.
23. Brian loves Patrick, he just hasn't told him yet.
24. 5 times Patrick asked Brian to stay the night, and one time he did
25. Brian is a new student a few years older at the school Patrick goes to.
26. Patrick exorcises Brian. With sex. 
27. Brian saves Patrick from an abusive relationship and they develop feelings for each other.
28. Five times Brian and Patrick were interrupted and the one time they weren't.
29. Patrick is being sexually molested by a member of his training staff. Brian finds out and helps him.
30. Patrick gets a French-Canadian boyfriend, who everyone approves of. Except Brian.
31. Brian is a secret virgin. Patrick finds out and takes it upon himself to make Brian's first time faily but adorable.
32. Brian has to choose between his overbearing mother or his boyfriend.
33. Patrick Chan: Male Cheerleader.
34. Patrick is the worst stalker ever.
35. [Parody] UP; Karl is Brian & Russel is Patrick.
36. Yu-Na is tired of Patrick's creeping and hired Brian, an escort to pretend to be interested in Patrick to divert his attention.
37. Brian Joubert is a celebrity, and Patrick is his biggest fan.
38. "Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML"

BUTTGOOSE LIST
COMPLETED

1. Jeff & Evan have cake.
2. Drunken Fluff.
3. Evan's crush for Jeffrey is really really obvious.
4. Evan thinks Jeffrey is an absolute prince.
5. Sexy-times with bottom Evan.

IN PROGRESS

1. Evan works as a fluffer & develops a crush on gay porn star, Jeff who is only gay for pay.
2. [AU] Harry Potterverse; Prefect Evan seduces Head Boy Jeffrey.
   

REQUESTS

1. Jeffrey helps Evan come to terms with who he really is.
2. Jeff makes good use of his tongue piercing.
3. Evan follows Jeff around like a lost puppy and while Jeff's nice about it, he's secretly going "OH GOD NO".
4. Hurt & comfort.
5. [Parody] Snow White; Evan as Snow, Jeff as Prince Charming.
6. Kinky rough sex.
7. Evan can't help but be charmed by Jeffrey's smile.
   
8. Jeff and Evan get lost in Korea. [ REPOST]
9. Evan regularly faps to youtube videos of Jeffrey who eventually catches him in the act.
10. Evan gets drunk and saves Jeffrey from night of watching Twilight alone.
11. Joannie Rochette plays matchmaker.
12. Evan gets some birthday sex.
13. Evan wants his first time to be with someone he trusts.
14. Jeffrey and Evan making out during the SMOI practices.
15. Animal Magnetism.
16. Biting.
17. Evan has his tongue pierced.
18. Cross-dressing.
19. They spend a whole day in bed.
20. A drunk Jeff and Evan start making out on a table.
21. First Date.
22. Junior worlds, 2001. [ REPOST]
23. Sexual tension during SMOI leads to Evan fucking Jeff against the wall.
24. Jeff teaches Evan how to hold a baby correctly.
25. A drunken Evan chooses Johnny as his reluctant confidante about his feelings for Jeff & an annoyed Johnny sets them up just to get Evan off his back.
26. Wedding!fic.
27. The five times Evan avoided the question and the one time he went home with Jeff.
28. Bus shenanigans.
29. Jeff knows that Evan has a crush on him and starts flirting with him for fun, but it gradually turns into something real.
    
30. They've been a couple for ages and it finally comes out in the open at SMOI.
31. Evan blowing Jeff and letting Jeff order him around/pull his hair/fuck his mouth.
32. Evan is a surf instructor and Jeff is a turtle conservator.

VERBERT LIST
COMPLETED

1. NONE

IN PROGRESS

1. NONE.

REQUESTS

1. Tomas tries to get Brian to come out of his shell and be friendlier and they fall in love in the process.
2. Brian & Tomas as Yu-Na's substitute gay dads.
3. [AU] Little Red Riding Hood; Tomas as the Wolf, Brian as Red.
4. The second time Brian left the door open during sex.
5. Tomas keeps trying to ask Brian out but gets interrupted every time.

THE ZEBRASWAN LIST IS HERE.

ALSO BECAUSE HE IS MY FUCKING BICYCLE, HERE IE A LIST OF MISC. BIJOU PROMPTS.

BRIAN JOUBERT/EVERYONE
COMPLETED

1. [Johnny] Five people Brian didn't fall in love with & the one he did.

IN PROGRESS

1. [Evan] They're both closet cases, so they can trust the other not to rat them out. [ CONTINUATION]
2. [Johnny] Stephane plays matchmaker.

REQUESTS

1. [Johnny + Stephane] They help him come to terms with his gay.
2. [Florent] Brian gives in to his lust and fucks Florent's brains out.
3. [Stephane] Stephane is an actualfax prince.
4. [Anyone] Brian is secretly a virgin. Someone remedy that.
5. [Stephane + Antonio] Stephane gets jealous when Antonio choreographs for Brian.
6. [Johnny + Stephane] Double Penetration.
7. [Audrey Tautou/Stephane] Brian starts dating Audrey & Stephane gets jealous.
8. [Florent] Brian sluts his way around France & eventually sleeps with Florent.
9. [Johnny + Stephane] [Parody] The Dreamers.
10. [Stephane] They like each other but Brian thinks Stephane likes Johnny and being a good guy, he tries to set them up.
11. [Stephane] Johnny plays matchmaker.
12. [Yagudin + Plushenko] Yags & Brian both have Tentacle dicks.
13. [Daisuke] They're friends with benefits until they realize they're kind of exclusive.
14. [Patrick + Jeffrey] Worlds drama leads to Sexy time.
15. [Yagudin] Clothing Allergy.
16. [Audrey Tautou + Stephane] Threesome.
17. [Stephane] [AU] Harry Potter; Stephane is the Beuxbatons champion & Brian is the Drumstrang's.
18. [Johnny + Stephane] The couple decide to seduce Brian.
19. [Johnny] Raymonde asks Patti to have Johnny watch over her son.
20. [Johnny] Bonding over their dogs.
21. [Stephane] They meet again a long time in the future and it takes Stephane a while to remember who he is.
22. [Johnny] Johnny & Brian medaled at the 2006 Olympics.
23. [Johnny] The five times Brian did what his mother told him and the one time he didn't.
    
24. [Johnny] Five Times Brian unintentionally saw Johnny naked and the one time he did it on purpose.
25. [Johnny] Brian fucks Johnny hard while Stephane watches.
26. [Miki] They start dating because of their love of quads.
27. [Johnny] Everyone knows Brian is secretly dating someone but no one thinks it's Johnny.
28. [Johnny] Raymonde Joubert and Patti Weir conspire to get their sons together.
29. [Evan] They bro around a lot.
30. [Iker Casillias]
31. [Johnny] Romanitc sex.
32. [Jeffrey] Brian takes Jeffrey as part of his coaching team.
33. [Jeffrey] After Brian's comments about Canada, Jeff decided to punish him. With his penis.
34. [Johnny + Stephane] Johnny's first time. People think it was with Drew but It was actually with Stephane & Brian.
35. [Johnny] Brian confesses to Johnny that he is still a virgin. Johnny decides to make his first time as amazing as possible.
36. [Johnny + Stephane] He stays over with them for a while and ends up joining them during sex.
37. [Selfcest] Brian goes back in time and fucks himself.
38. [Gen] Brian Joubert is the DJ at a world-famous gay dance club.
39. [Yags] Brian is Yags' bitch.