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I've just read the most hilarious fic, I was laughing so hard I think I scared my roommate. Some of my favorite lines:
"I'm not happy Katie is upset, but her loss, my gain, would a blow job make you feel better about yourself as a person?”
“Strangely enough, yes.”
"You like my hands. I'm not dumping you. I was trying to think of a way to tell you that I am very um, fond of you without you becoming insane, but clearly that ship has sailed."
"Zelenka told me that Simpson said that Jerry Holbrook, that obnoxious fucking asshole, saw you with Katie Brown today. You can not be friends with Katie Brown. I left her for you. That's just tacky and also, worrisome. I don't want you discussing my penis with other people."
"I already talk about my sex life with Teyla all the time."
“Remember when everyone thought we were cool?”
“No.”
“Don't yell at me, it's not good for the baby.”
“Listen carefully because I will never say this again. You are not this stupid, stop acting like a goddamn moron.”
John stares at him, “Why do you have to deny our love child?”
“Oh my god, they think you’re a virgin. How stupid are these people?”
"Does your shirt say ‘I love cock?’”
“No one is as gay as Sheppard. He’s a shining example for all future twinkies of the world.”
Title:It Doesn't Matter Who Buys This Material: It will end up in the hands of your children
Author:princess_bunny
Pairing: Rodney/John, Daniel/Jack/Vala/Sam vaguely.
"I'm not happy Katie is upset, but her loss, my gain, would a blow job make you feel better about yourself as a person?”
“Strangely enough, yes.”
"You like my hands. I'm not dumping you. I was trying to think of a way to tell you that I am very um, fond of you without you becoming insane, but clearly that ship has sailed."
"Zelenka told me that Simpson said that Jerry Holbrook, that obnoxious fucking asshole, saw you with Katie Brown today. You can not be friends with Katie Brown. I left her for you. That's just tacky and also, worrisome. I don't want you discussing my penis with other people."
"I already talk about my sex life with Teyla all the time."
“Remember when everyone thought we were cool?”
“No.”
“Don't yell at me, it's not good for the baby.”
“Listen carefully because I will never say this again. You are not this stupid, stop acting like a goddamn moron.”
John stares at him, “Why do you have to deny our love child?”
“Oh my god, they think you’re a virgin. How stupid are these people?”
"Does your shirt say ‘I love cock?’”
“No one is as gay as Sheppard. He’s a shining example for all future twinkies of the world.”
Title:It Doesn't Matter Who Buys This Material: It will end up in the hands of your children
Author:princess_bunny
Pairing: Rodney/John, Daniel/Jack/Vala/Sam vaguely.