Amanda: A Pig's orgasm lasts for like 30 seconds.

Shaun: Son of a bitch!

...

I wanna be a pig.

Amanda: Yeah, I'd be a pig. But I'd rather not and just have the orgasm.

Shaun: Humans just spaz and that's it.

Amanda & Pat: ...

Amanda: There's an average of 2 insect legs in every pizza.

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God I'm lazy.

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My parents have bad taste and a penchant for furniture.

Idiots.

Things are never as simple as we describe them to be.
I don't talk about most things because I don't want to be a generalizing tiwt.

I'm glad you pried though.

Thanks.
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We're all wise beyond our years. What next?

I had a fortune cookie yesterday. Surprisingly, it contained not one, but two little strips of "fortune".

"In youth and beauty wisdom is rare"

"Time is the wisest counselor"

Anyways, I'm back on sunny island. I've discovered that I have no problems sleeping in the nontoriously spacious cattle-class, even for 20+ hours straight. But I cannot ( Read more... )

Hmm. It's like 5am here in New York. I'm staying in a weird weird hotel. And I can't sleep.

So I'm spending my time bidding for my courses on the SMU website.
Oh what a life.

...

I spotted my first rolly polly police man and ate real donuts yesterday. Craving sastified! Yup.

Not the police man, the donuts.


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I'm too lazy to edit anything.

( A crap load of Honkyland )

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