I'm spoiled

Apr 25, 2006 14:36

If you have over 40, you are spoiled.



Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3) an MP3 player (But I think lordlymight lost it)
(4) a photo printer(well it's a printer that you can stick photo paper in.
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(5) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(6) DVD player in bedroom
(7) at least a hundred DVDs
(8) a childfree bathroom (well she's in utero, does that count?)
(9) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(10) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(11) a working dishwasher
(12) an icemaker (it's called the "freezer" :)
(13) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(14) a multi-speed bike
(15) a gym membership
(16) large exercise equipment at home (but not put together!)
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(17) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
(18) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area (or at least I think we do)
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski (Used to have three!)
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(19) wealthy family members (my mother)
(20) two or more family cars (well, the jeep doesn't run, but the motorcycle does, does that count?)
(21) a walk-in closet or pantry (the maids call it the "utility room,")
(22) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(23) good credit (but a lot of debit)
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(24) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
(25) passport (how is this being spoiled??? do I have to count it twice if I have more than one?)
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance (I don't think ours is private)
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
(26) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores (is Costco specialty?)
(27) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(28) go on weekend mini-vacations (Although, I don't know if going to see my mother is a vacation)
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(29) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)on occasion
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
(30) stay at home with little financial sacrifice (eventually I'll quit my part-time job and stay home with Jasmine)
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you (taxis)
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
(31) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
(32) been on a cruise
(33) traveled out of the country (duh! I was born outside of this country)
(34) met a celebrity (met several)
(35) been to the Caribbean (it was part of the cruise!)
(36) been to Europe (yes considering I was born there!)
(37) been to Hawaii (twice :)
(38) been to New York (drove through the state)
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(39) moved more than three times because you wanted to as opposed to going at gunpoint? (okay some times I didn't get a choice, but I wanted to move, like when we moved back to England, so I don't know if this counts or not)
(40) dined with local political figures
(41) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
(42) go to another country for your honeymoon (that was the cruise!)
(43) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(44) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (it was through the school, so I didn't really have a choice)
(45) attend private school (I'm not sure if a military school really counts as a private school, but since local kids can't attend them I marked it.
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

I'm not sure if some of these count or not, so I maybe off a little bit.
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