So, about that climate change...
Recent decade or so has been going like this:
September
Autumn?
October
Yeah, autumn. Wait, what is this snow doing here?
November
Apparently nothing anymore. A test run, I guess.
December
So, um, Christmas, comprende? C h r i s t m a s, Winter. There are certain, ahem, expectations. Got it? Winter? Wiiinteeer! Anybody here? Oh, that’s you, Autumn… No, I mean, yes, of course we like you, too. No need to cry, nonono, don’t cry! Oh crap...
January
Maybe there will be no winter at all this time?
February
Aaand there goes that hope. *noises of shoveling in the background*
March
Are you friggin’ kidding me?! *shoveling intensifies, underlined now with a slightly hoarse birdsong*
April
Okay, if you’re kidding it’s not even funny anymore. Besides, I’m pretty sure those forsythias have no business staying yellow for three weeks straight. Do they plant them artificial now or what? *birdsong sounds more hoarse, but stubborn*
May
Friggin’ finally. You forgot to set your alarm clo… er, your calendar, Spring? Are you going to bother with unpacking? No? Ah, you have a train tomorrow, okay…
June
They’re selling non-steroidal looking strawberries, must be summer.
July
*bats having a heated argument over something in the background* Anti-mosquito system active, definitely summer.
August
What you mean no room for meat next to three boxes of ice cream? I fail to see a problem here.
Second half of August…
*sneaky autumn mornings*
~*~
To sum it up, overall our vegetation period is a full month shorter now, you can miss the spring if you blink in a wrong moment, and autumns last for half a year, but at least summers now are decent enough to make some stupid people say they wish for the cold already.
This being said, current year is an outlier again because of course it is (the only sure thing you can say about Polish weather is that you can’t say a sure thing about it), and followed the New World OrderTM only up to March, changing the course overnight and then going suddenly full throttle. So, well...
source: weatheronline.co.uk
Sorry totally not sorry, Spain. ^^
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September
Autumn?
October
Yeah, autumn. Wait, what is this snow doing here?
November
Apparently nothing anymore. A test run, I guess.
December
So, um, Christmas, comprende? C h r i s t m a s, Winter. There are certain, ahem, expectations. Got it? Winter? Wiiinteeer! Anybody here? Oh, that’s you, Autumn… No, I mean, yes, of course we like you, too. No need to cry, nonono, don’t cry! Oh crap...
January
Maybe there will be no winter at all this time?
February
Aaand there goes that hope. *noises of shoveling in the background*
March
Are you friggin’ kidding me?! *shoveling intensifies, underlined now with a slightly hoarse birdsong*
April
Okay, if you’re kidding it’s not even funny anymore. Besides, I’m pretty sure those forsythias have no business staying yellow for three weeks straight. Do they plant them artificial now or what? *birdsong sounds more hoarse, but stubborn*
May
Friggin’ finally. You forgot to set your alarm clo… er, your calendar, Spring? Are you going to bother with unpacking? No? Ah, you have a train tomorrow, okay…
June
They’re selling non-steroidal looking strawberries, must be summer.
July
*bats having a heated argument over something in the background* Anti-mosquito system active, definitely summer.
August
What you mean no room for meat next to three boxes of ice cream? I fail to see a problem here.
Second half of August…
*sneaky autumn mornings*
~*~
To sum it up, overall our vegetation period is a full month shorter now, you can miss the spring if you blink in a wrong moment, and autumns last for half a year, but at least summers now are decent enough to make some stupid people say they wish for the cold already.
This being said, current year is an outlier again because of course it is (the only sure thing you can say about Polish weather is that you can’t say a sure thing about it), and followed the New World OrderTM only up to March, changing the course overnight and then going suddenly full throttle. So, well...
source: weatheronline.co.uk
Sorry totally not sorry, Spain. ^^
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Disqus
It's okay to comment in whatever language fits you best, as long as I get it. Don't mind the entry's language.
Można komentować w języku, który najbardziej ci odpowiada, o ile go zrozumiem. Nie przejmuj się językiem notki.