"I think I have just spent 2 hours wishing I had a spork."

[alethio]

"That’s right...wishing I had a spork so I could jab my eyes out and just stop the madness

Comments

[bellesayuri]

OMFG. Ahahahahahahaaa!!!! Why did your dad orchestrate it? I hope they paid him some good $$$, because that is something like a career-buster right there. Of course, if he's the orchestrator and not the producer, that is something else...Ahahahahaa James that is so funny.

[alethio]

what part of "my dad's a professional musician" don't you understand.

money talks, you know the rest...

[bellesayuri]

Shut up, I know that, but if the play was a lemon (ahahaha get it? ahahaha shut up i know i'm stoopid)...Ouch.

But yes. In the immortal words of Bobbi Fleckman (the Hostess with the Mostess!), money talks and bullshit walks.

[t3h_0n3_101]

Where you there when we was at Taco Bell a little while ago and I took the grape and the ketsup and a spork and pretend to poke my eye out...yea...lol anyway thats wat it reminded me of.

[night_tiger]

Dude, of COURSE i remember that shit. It was when we went to see Kill Bill. And you didn't have a grape, we were at Taco Bell for god's sake.

[arthurdentlives]

James, everyone wants to see it because it is, obviously, the best musical of all time. It is better than all those that came before (yes, even better than Phantom of the Opera) and it will be better than all those that come after it. I hear people are setting up street shrines in New York to call out the glory of "In My Life," like it's greater and more powerful than God Himself (which it very well might be). Don't ask me how I know this. I just do.

[notomorrowtoday]

hahaha. i love you

[comedianxo]

you're the only person i know who would actually go to an effort to show people how horrible his own dad's show is.

[alethio]

hey, it's not my dad's show. it's joe brooks' show.