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i fried my gig ram chip in my computer and i couldnt afford another so i had to downgrade from a 1.2 gig ram chache to a 756mb ram chache, i have pneumonia, and oh yeah my girl broke up with me ( Read more... )

what is that supposed to mean

TODAY SUNDAY KICKED SO MUCH ASS. Well last night we went to see IN FLAMES and got back at like 2 in the morning. so well gabe woke me up at like 11:30 and was like lets GO SEE ALI and i was like i call my dad later. So he kept on bugging me to call me dad and i finally did and my dad was like yeah the next and last trian until tongiht is in 15 ( Read more... )

last night i was stabbed with a dildo how degrading

if u where to put a light bulb withen a female sexual organ and drag this female across a wool carpet would the lightbulb light up???

im going to get a dog and name him after my bro "Tubby Bitch"

what if god did smoke cannabis?

well ok i tell because everyone seems to know that girl aliana the one gabe is alwayse talking about, well she is gabes dream girl and the first time i met her was at the concert. ok now keep in mind the only conversation that i had with her was well its to prevent the mic from maxing out ( Read more... )

First time made me seem like a complete asshole and ended up just getting all three of us hurt, but it happened again and i dont know what to do