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"Today, as I was driving to work, a police cruiser in front of me put on its lights and stopped traffic on the road, for no apparent reason. I was starting to get annoyed until I saw the policeman get out of his car to rescue a turtle from the road. Totally MMD."
Must have been Ray K, in his uniform days, no? Somebody write that
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"A reformed perp. You know, Fraser, like that whole 'when bad guys go good' thing, yeah?"
"Ray, forgive me, I honestly am unable to see how a turtle would be held accountable for breaking a law made to protect humans. In fact, the odds of such an animal knowingly breaking such a law--"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. I mean, yeah, he may not have known he was jaywalkin'... but that didn't mean I could let him get away with it anyhow. So I took him in."
"I see. Well, Ray, this does explain something I have wondered for many months, now."
"What's that, Frase?"
"Why you call him 'Speedy.'"
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