Now this top line translates into, "Pharoah gobbles donkey goobers," and the bottom line, "Cleopatra does the nasty."
-John F Kennedy
Bubba Ho-Tep
Kids, if you have not seen "
Bubba Ho-Tep", then you should. Bruce Campbell is quite possibly the funniest actor that has ever lived (while Eryol Flynn was the sexiest pirate to ever live, sexier than Johnny Depp). If you know nothing of Bubba Ho-Tep, imagine this - Elvis and JFK, both alive and in nursing homes, fight for the souls of their fellow residents as they battle an ancient Egyptian Mummy. Talk about a total recepie for PERFECTION.
Hail to the King, baby!
I feel that I should weigh in on some of the recent important events. So Micheal Jackson got over (again). Honestly, I do not care if he did it or not - I think that the kids parents should be shot at dawn, alongside Micheal Jackson. What kind of idiot parent sends their child to 'play' with Micheal? Kids, we have known for years that there is something seriously wrong with that man!
Something to think about there as well, Catholic Priests are being found guilty on just as much evidence as the parents had in the Jackson Trial. Why? Why is it that we are expected (my perception, your milage may vary) to believe that Catholic Priets are all guilty of child molestation, but Micheal Jackson is innocent? You know, I want to sue the Catholic Church, because I was not molested! I feel left out, what was wrong, was I the only ugly kid that none of the priests wanted to get some?
Hows It Going To BeI'm only pretty sure that I can't take anymore
before you take a swing
I wonder , what are we fighting for when I say out loud
I want to get out of this
I wonder, is there anything I'm going to miss
I wonder,
How's it going to be when you don't know me
How's it gong to be when you're sure I'm not there
How's it going to be when there is no one there to talk to
between you and me 'cause I don't care
Hows it going to be
Hows it going to be
Where we used to laugh there's a shouting match
Sharp as a thumbnail scratch, a silence I can't ignore
Like the hammock by the doorways we spent time in
Swings empty,
I don't see lightening like last fall
When it was always, about to hit me
I wonder,
How's it going to be when it goes down
How's it going to be when your not around
How's it going to be when you found out there was nothing,
between you and me, cause I don't care
How's it going to be
How's it going to be when you don't know me anymore
How's it going to be
I want to get myself back in again
The soft dive of oblivion
I want to taste the salt of your skin
The soft dive of oblivion, oblivion
How's it going to be when you don't know me anymore
How's it going to be
How's it going to be
How's it going to beI want to get myself back in again
The soft dive of oblivion