Knocked Ones Socks Off

[alex_connolly]

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[synesthesian]

I hope aliens find these structures to judge us by when we're long gone.

Congratulations on your encounter. A startling victory! Mind you, one must watch Yoshimitsu, when he's crouching on the ground, healing...

[alex_connolly]

When I sat down to dinner with him for the first time, and he reached for his glass, I saw he was missing half his right thumb.

Hisae pulled a perfect prank, telling me with a perfect deadpan face:

"He left the Yakuza. They must do that. Any finger is okay."

I was wide-eyed until she burst into hysterics and explained it was a work-related accident, the digit pinched off by a crane-driven foundation bore. I bet the funny old geezer just laughed it off.

Getting flashbacks to a certain Diablo-playing teacher I so insensitively parodied...

[feast_at_heorot]

Smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooth dude.

Although every gathering I`ve been to where someone brought a bottle of shochu has ended... interestingly.

[alex_connolly]

Bloody cudgel-sized bottles, they are. Perfect for belting daughter-stealing gaijin with.