i should be studying right now. i've been living off coffee and toast. people are real funny.

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you ♥ penis.

i am angry.
see ? as soon as i leave, shit hits the fan..
sick of ferrets acting like they're the shit.
sick of cockrings.
sick of penis necks.
sick of sluzzas.


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Alright listen up. Before we go any further I'm gonna lay down a few rules. Alright?
Commandment number 1: Shut the hell up.
Commandment number 2: There's nothing I can do about the sun.
Commandment number 3: There are no more Jolly Ranchers.. they're all gone.
Commandment number 4: When we pass a billboard, please don't read it out loud ( Read more... )

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my eye has been twitching all day..

this isn't a funny little lyric.
my eye really has been twitching
all day. 0.o