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[alex_pope]

Look at me, I have a life! You see: I haven't been posting here because I've been terrifically busy having a social life, and doing things like drugs, and carousing.

Or maybe I've just been applying to nearby prep schools (just in case). But who's to know.

I have, however, had some rather scathing interviews, á la:

INTERVIEWER: Mr...Popé,

ME:

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[alias_elias]

If you do decide to become a hermit in the woods--although if you keep learning you can never be uneducated!--I've been compiling a list of wild plant and lichen recipes that might come in handy.

But really, though, I don't think it will come to that. You're much too good a student.