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[alex_pope]

Would someone please explain why I am so cripplingly boring? I like to think it's because I'm partially sane, but am probably lying to myself.

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[flying_jimmy]

It's because you don't know how to play. You, like so many others, think that excitement and happiness just happen. You need some imagination, some spirit of fun.

Without that, you'll always be cripplingly boring.

[burning_blake]

I don't think you're boring. You should come visit us at TAS--then you'd have something to talk about!

[aj_of_hippo]

How would one get to TAS, Blake?

[burning_blake]

Second star to the left, and--no, really, you'd just ask an employee if you can come and visit. If they're mid to upper level they can usually decide for themselves; if not, they'd have to get permission.

Jobi would probably bring you, but I think they took away her time machine while she's on probation.

Why? Planning some sabotage?

[aj_of_hippo]

Jimmy would hurt you, and you know it. That wasn't called for.

And it isn't anything nearly as drastic as sabotage. Think of it as an exercise in international relations during the summer.

[dutchbelle]

But how is it you arrived at the idea you are boring? Are you, instead, simply bored? That is awful! You could come for a walk with me if you like walking, I would be glad of company.

[playful_jane]

You're hardly "crippingly" boring, Alex. Perhaps a touch "single-mindedly" boring, but not "cripplingly" so. "Frightfully," perhaps. Or "definitively," but not "crippingly."

And whatever is sanity? Really?