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alexanderdawes

Productive: I am the definition of it

Feb 03, 2009 20:16

Last night, after a valiant struggle, I obtained this from a nice young man cowering in a fetal position in front of me.

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rachel_dawes77 February 4 2009, 04:19:50 UTC

... Honey, uhm. I think you should come home and maybe we should have a talk.

alexanderdawes February 4 2009, 04:21:24 UTC

Why? I'm busy.

harvey_twoface February 4 2009, 04:23:51 UTC

That thing is filthy! Here, consider this a late Christmas present:

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alexanderdawes February 4 2009, 04:26:58 UTC

What? Seriously?

harvey_twoface February 4 2009, 04:30:25 UTC

Absolutely. I understand you'll need money for the music as well, so I'll throw in a few gift cards. Don't tell your mother.

alexanderdawes February 4 2009, 04:33:54 UTC

I... thanks... D-- Dent.

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thisislexluthor February 4 2009, 04:38:12 UTC

Wow, you've taken up mugging people. For really, really damaged iPods. Well done. This is like your adorable baby steps into the wider world of crime.

alexanderdawes February 4 2009, 04:40:55 UTC

I didn't even threaten the kid. I swear. He gave it to me because he was afraid.

thisislexluthor February 4 2009, 04:42:02 UTC

That's still mugging.

alexanderdawes February 4 2009, 04:42:29 UTC

Ah, fuck.

I didn't mean to.

Thread 9

feartoxin February 4 2009, 04:42:52 UTC

Use it as a paper weight.

alexanderdawes February 4 2009, 04:46:24 UTC

That's kind of an irresponsible use for something that works.

feartoxin February 4 2009, 05:00:52 UTC

Then pawn it.

alexanderdawes February 4 2009, 05:02:03 UTC

For what? Twenty cents?

Thread 5

mastahwayne February 4 2009, 04:53:40 UTC

You should probably refrain from doing anything that amuses Lex, ever.

alexanderdawes February 4 2009, 04:56:13 UTC

I try not to do anything that amuses faggots.

ace_0f_knaves February 4 2009, 18:36:55 UTC

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Oh, Alex.

Your pooper is doomed. Just FYI.