I really feel sorry for the only person in the white house that had his head right...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powell_Doctrine

What's consider in german a, "Hinten Lang Vorne Kurz," or Hi-la-vo-ku.

Look it up.

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I got two new jobs recently. (Quitting the last craptacular one as I type ( Read more... )

for me to finish Apollo Justice...

I want a Tenori-on so bad.

YOUTUBE IT AND YOU WILL CUM BUCKETS.

You're voting for a lame duck president.
Please move out of the US or move to San Francisco with the rest of the idiotic trendy jerks.

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god i can't describe my love for this band. It's fucking rocking grove. They just need to get off of love songs and clean up their English a bit more.

Fox news is running a special on the life and legacy of George W. Bush.

It's like Scientology doing a special on Tom Cruise.
God I crack me up.

1. Get serious about school.
2. Move out.
3. Don't get fired from my new manager position.