You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me.

[alexeiffel]

So I'm at work and I'm pretty bored. It's cold as fuck in here for some reason. I wanted to get a candy bar or something, but the only money I have on me is my lucky five dollar bill. I guess I will explain what makes it lucky. I was downtown talking to the hot dog girl while I was drunk and I noticed five dollars on the ground. Lucky me. That's

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mwa ha ha

[uninvitedhours]

the masked bandit that only strikes at midnight has struck at midnight

Re: mwa ha ha

[alexeiffel]

Wasn't it closer to 4 or 5 in the morning?