roland garros watch: part OH NO SHE DIDN'T

[alexmacpherson]

Well, someone clearly hasn't been to her media training classes lately:

Favourite opponent

Comments

[edgeofwhatever]

I immediately like this person, I don't care how she plays.

[alexmacpherson]

Alizé Cornet is the latest French prodigy and a bit of a madam. Also, BORN IN 1990.

[boyofbadgers]

Argh. I was FIFTEEN then!

[alexmacpherson]

She's not even the youngest player in the senior draw. Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova won her 1R match today and she was born in 1991. WRONG.

[katstevens]

I flicked over to the tennis after we'd won the cricket and there was footage of an EVIL FRENCH PIGEON staring at me. FFS, if it's raining then show highlights so far! I mean rly, PIGEONS???