When i was in my early 20s, I wasleeping at a girls place (whom Id wanted to get with for a while, friend of a friend, ended up 'getting her' first night I tried to pick her up) and needed a shit. Found their toilet, did what I had to do, flush and umm, poo and water overflowed out the dunny.
Quietly go back to the chick's bed and fall asleep. Wke up to hearing her housemate screaming about shit and water in toilet. Turns out their dunny was known to be broken and use the lower floor to poop in, we were on the 2nd level. Luckily it was a party there so a few people were scattered about, no one knew I was the poop criminal.
Didn't want to own up as I *REALLY* liked the girl I was with but life got in way so I hardly got time to see her and me being that male whore back then just picked up other chicks to forget about her.
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Quietly go back to the chick's bed and fall asleep. Wke up to hearing her housemate screaming about shit and water in toilet. Turns out their dunny was known to be broken and use the lower floor to poop in, we were on the 2nd level. Luckily it was a party there so a few people were scattered about, no one knew I was the poop criminal.
Didn't want to own up as I *REALLY* liked the girl I was with but life got in way so I hardly got time to see her and me being that male whore back then just picked up other chicks to forget about her.
True story! Ha
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