Why there are no moose in Britain

[alfykins]

Orlaith informs me that the squirels in the park eat moose for lunch. A whole moose each every day. This is the real reason why there are no moose in Britain. Watch out, Canada, the little fuckers will be onto you real soon now

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[colorwhirl]

Now I have the insatiable urge to do a bad Australian accent and stalk moose-eating squirrels.

[alfykins]

JUst don't jam a thumb up its arse, that'll reallly piss it off :-P