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[ali_meets_world]

you know those people, who don't like to tell anyone about their birthday because they don't want to seem greedy or act like a big lame loser jerk of doom who likes presents & loads of attention?

i'm not one of those peoplei happen to be a big lame loser jerk of doom who LOVES birthday cupcakes & birthday wishes & homemade birthday cards & when

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[crazyeyedgnome]

my roommates birthday is today.

[ali_meets_world]

did you give him birthday blow jobs?

[crazyeyedgnome]

handjobs and blowjobs

[ali_meets_world]

well done

[showmetheboobs]

I wonder if I can even ship cupcakes that far? What do you suggest? Otherwise I've got the birthday thing set for you!!

[ali_meets_world]

hmm. shipping cupcakes from muskegon sounds a little iffy.

you could always send me new sexy shoes or loads of cash or strippers & beer.

eeeh?

[showmetheboobs]

Clearly what I do not have set is when to stop using italics. I'm a whore.

Pick out some shoes, girlfriend. I'll ship them ASAP.

[ali_meets_world]

ha it's okay brian.

you don't have to buy me shoes, i have plenty.

what i don't have, is a car to get me to muskegon. but when i do, we'll hang out. deal?

[wishiwasrivers]

what do you want for yer b-day?

[ali_meets_world]

copious amounts of sex with bill murray.

[__operate]

email me your address and I will send you birthday things!

discotraxx@gmail.com

[likeawoman]

I love that song you are listening to soooooo much

[ali_meets_world]

me tooooo!