to give credit where there's credit due, but i give credit to neither one of you..

[alias_ace]

im feeling very awkward today. just things i do or say seem so.. well, awkward. haha yea. anyway, i dont think i like it. nosir. (as opposed to the usual "yesir". also, after i started saying that a certain way, i decided to change it, because when i saw the lets get blown video, pharell says it in a pretty cool way. so im gonna be cool like

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paris hilton has the answers to all of our problems.

[anonymous]

alex cleary- you are in luck. after scanning paris hilton's book a couple weeks ago, she tells us how to figure out if a friend is really your friend.. or in your case.. trustworthy. she says to pick out 3 outfits. one that is killer... like the outfit you wear when you look your hottest, then one that is so-so.. definelty not comparable to outfit numero uno. then finally a horrible outfit complete with shoulder pads and other unnecessary pieces of clothing that even a blind person would deem ugly. then ask your friend which one looks the best on you? ta-daa if she says #1 is killer then theyre ok, #2 then maybe you should think twice but if they say #3.. dump 'em.
your trusting friend- basil.

Re: paris hilton has the answers to all of our problems.

[alias_ace]

hahah wow. i should definitely take some more time to listen to paris, i had written her off as some skanky socialite.. apparently shes got more to offer! im gonna try this test out as soon as possible..

[anonymous]

hey alexx i just wanted to tell you that that entry reminds me of sex and the city. that carrie=greeattt. ok thats all for now, i hope you see the malta god craig soon. ow ow. later baby. <3 Shannon