hush now child, and don't do crack

[alias_ace]

so i have just come to the realization that i am a "squash-skipper". i dunno, did that make you laugh? giggle? smile? make you want to become extremely violent? if not, say it again. then get back to me with appropriate reaction. well i dunno either way, it sorta made me laugh. i also find it somewhat humerous that im eating chocolate pecan frogs.

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hello

[anonymous]

ALEX!!!

THAT POST WAS PROBABLY THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!!!
AS YOU KNOW I AM A FREQUENT READER AND I CANT WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT POST!!! AWKARD MOMENTS RULE!!!!

YOUR DAN FOREVER
ANONYNOUS

[deep_northerner]

Doves are most excellent.

[alias_ace]

sometimes when i read your comments you write to me or to other people such as molly bc i jsut read hers, i feel like youre that mysterious person that gives out advice in magazines