You know what bugs me more than little freshmen guys humping your leg at a frat party?? Stupid frat guys who try to seem all deep and intellectual in their live journals. Actually, I only know one such fellow, and I already dislike him a lot for other reasons. Anyways - I just wanted to vent about that ( Read more... )

I had my surgery today. Apparently, the reason I was having so many problems was because there was a bit of dead bone in there... He got it out, and said that hopefully that should take care of it. He said sometimes you never know what is in there causing an infection like the one I had, but that he thinks this was the main reason why I wasn't ( Read more... )

So last night I went with Brandon, Adrianne, Stacy and randos I didn't know to see Dane Cook. Fucking hilarious... And did I mention he's super sexy? Hahaha, of course I would now, since I am boy-crazy. Anyway, he cracks my shit up, and even though I'm not in on the Dane Cook bandwagon at the ground floor, at least my life have been enriched by ( Read more... )

Last night I met a guy. He seems like he could be really awesome, a true gentleman that would treat me like I deserve. He wants to hang out with me; he got my number; he called when he said he would; he was disappointed when I said I couldn't go out. But for some reason I keep trying to convince myself there is something wrong with him. His ( Read more... )

I am chosing not to talk about the little things that are bugging the piss out of me lately, and have decided instead to focus on the good things that have happened ( Read more... )

So - my new years resolutions were to swear off boys and start working out. That lasted... about two weeks. Better than last year at least ( Read more... )

Question: Will I ever learn my lesson and just stop thinking about possibly dating a decent guy ( Read more... )

There are no decent guys. I repeat: There are no decent guys. Sorry for all my friends who are guys and consider themselves decent. There are no decent guys. Every guy is an asshole. Every guy is selfish. Every guy is manipulative, a liar, and scumbag at some point. At some point in their lives, every guy is a despicable excuse for a human ( Read more... )

I think it would be a good idea at this point to lock me in a closet, or some other type of isolationist environment ( Read more... )

Every year people make a new year's resolution. Usually they're something like eating right, exercising, saving more than you spend so you can get that new toy... etc.. The funny thing is, most people break their resolutions before January is even over ( Read more... )