I was going to eat a lollipop during the movie, but then I thought that might be weird
I saw Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters today, and... I kind of loved it? A lot?
LET'S JUST DO A CHECKLIST, OKAY:
-KICK AWESOME LADIES BEING KICK AWESOME? CHECK.
-BROTHER & SISTER RELATIONSHIP OF EPIC PROPORTIONS? CHECK.
-MAGICAL/SUPERNATURAL/WHATEVER ELEMENTS THAT WORK ACCORDING TO INTERNAL RULES? (NOT AS MUCH AS I WOULD HAVE LIKED BUT) CHECK.
-EVENTUAL TEAM-UP RESULTING IN STRENGTH IN NUMBERS AND FRIENDSHIP AND ADVENTURES? CHECK.
IN MY HAPPY WORLD MINA SURVIVES AND IS PART OF THEIR TEAM-UP OF FRIENDSHIP AND ADVENTURES, OBVIOUSLY.
I KIND OF WANT TO BE GRETEL WHEN I GROW UP. I'M ALSO KIND OF IN LOVE WITH GEMMA ARTERTON. LIKE. HOW IS SHE EVEN REAL?
I KIND OF DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THERE WAS ZERO EMOTIONAL FALLOUT FROM THE REVELATION THAT GRETEL WAS A WITCH? DOES HANSEL EVEN KNOW? I'M NOT SURE THAT DIABETES WORKS THAT WAY? I LIKED HANSEL'S WATCH, THOUGH.
IN CONCLUSION: PEOPLE KEEP BASHING THIS MOVIE, BUT I REALLY LOVED IT A LOT AND IT WAS A TON OF FUN AND I WANT ALL THE FIC WHICH APPARENTLY DOES NOT EXIST YET.
I painted my nails yesterday just because I could. This is a new thing.
I leave for New York a week from tomorrow oh Goddd.
LET'S JUST DO A CHECKLIST, OKAY:
-KICK AWESOME LADIES BEING KICK AWESOME? CHECK.
-BROTHER & SISTER RELATIONSHIP OF EPIC PROPORTIONS? CHECK.
-MAGICAL/SUPERNATURAL/WHATEVER ELEMENTS THAT WORK ACCORDING TO INTERNAL RULES? (NOT AS MUCH AS I WOULD HAVE LIKED BUT) CHECK.
-EVENTUAL TEAM-UP RESULTING IN STRENGTH IN NUMBERS AND FRIENDSHIP AND ADVENTURES? CHECK.
IN MY HAPPY WORLD MINA SURVIVES AND IS PART OF THEIR TEAM-UP OF FRIENDSHIP AND ADVENTURES, OBVIOUSLY.
I KIND OF WANT TO BE GRETEL WHEN I GROW UP. I'M ALSO KIND OF IN LOVE WITH GEMMA ARTERTON. LIKE. HOW IS SHE EVEN REAL?
I KIND OF DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THERE WAS ZERO EMOTIONAL FALLOUT FROM THE REVELATION THAT GRETEL WAS A WITCH? DOES HANSEL EVEN KNOW? I'M NOT SURE THAT DIABETES WORKS THAT WAY? I LIKED HANSEL'S WATCH, THOUGH.
IN CONCLUSION: PEOPLE KEEP BASHING THIS MOVIE, BUT I REALLY LOVED IT A LOT AND IT WAS A TON OF FUN AND I WANT ALL THE FIC WHICH APPARENTLY DOES NOT EXIST YET.
I painted my nails yesterday just because I could. This is a new thing.
I leave for New York a week from tomorrow oh Goddd.