Back from the dead?!?
PSA: I still really miss LJ. I miss all of you guys. I hope all of you are doing awesome things and eating delicious foods and reading good books.
The Avengers
But Not Worth Writing Down by Frances
Summary: Of lessons in humanity, the wisdom of drunkards, the people that keep you whole and finally having that chat with your partner. Sort of. “So what?” Stark spoke not out of callousness but a respect earned under impossible conditions. “She’ll escape in, what, twenty minutes? We just need to remember to bring enough body bags when we go pick her up.”
Rating: T
Pairings: Clint/Natasha, minor Tony/Pepper and Thor/Jane
bullets catch in her teeth by haipollai
Summary: The Red Room does not need to step in this time, she makes herself forget about them. All of them. Life becomes easier with no connections and no trust. After that she tells no one about any of her secrets, instead she holds them against her chest and treats them as treasure. They're buried deep under everything. Under knowledge of how to disable a man twice her size and how to clean and handle standard issue guns as well as some non-standard ones. She buries them deep but there is no such thing as deep enough. Red stains everything in the end and fire seeks out fuel.
Rating: T
Pairings: Past Natasha/Alexei Shostakov, minor Clint/Natasha
Couldn’t Get That Boy To Kill Me by redbrunja
Summary: Sometimes she thinks she should have forced Barton to put her down. After all, death clears all debts.
Rating: Explicit
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
don’t stay for the good stuff by notpining
Summary: She absentmindedly takes his left hand in hers and lays it on the table in front of them. She spreads her fingers on top of his before taking the pen and dragging the tip over his knuckles, leaving small black lines in its wake. After a moment she says, “You got me those flowers in Hong Kong.”
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Dying is the Easy Part of Living by sheep
Summary: It's been ten years since Clint's seen his brother, and the family reunion is not the one he was expecting.
Rating: M
Pairings: Clint/Phi
the helicarrier by gdgdbaby
Summary: avengers mockumentary fic. set half a year or so after the events of the movie.
Rating: T
Pairings: Minor Steve/Tony, very vaguely implied Clint/Natasha
Homefront by copperbadge
Summary: Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.
Rating: Explicit
Pairings: Steve/Tony
Kaddish by Vongchild
Summary: Howard Stark - the senior, not the junior - has his name changed at Ellis Island. He tosses his Yiddish consonants to the sea breeze and never tries to find them again. A century later, Tony Stark lies in a cave in Afghanistan, convinced that this is going to kill him.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: None
Never Fear Those Mountains in the Distance by torakowalski
Summary: Phil doesn’t remember all the things that Natasha tried to teach him, but he knows that if someone scares him, he’s supposed to run. Or, once upon a time, Phil Coulson got turned into a seven-year-old.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: None
Never Sold A Lie by nerdwegian
Summary: "The Life Model Decoys are designed with a self-sustaining Artificial Intelligence, with the project goal being for them to be able to pass as their Target Model in any given situation." Road trip fic. Obviously.
Rating: M
Pairings: Clint/Phil
Bonus: Podfic’d by shell here!
project adulthood by irnan
Summary: "I've been thinking," said Bruce quietly. "The day HQ was attacked. Tony and I were at that R&D meeting we usually skip." "Yes," said Steve. "Nat said that." "Well," said Bruce. "Usually, on a Friday, when we skip the R&D meeting, we arrive at HQ around the time that bomb went off."
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: None
Red by Vongchild
Summary: Her hair is long when she goes to Russia, and short when she comes back. Clint does not know what happens to her in-between - he barely knows what happens to himself.
Rating: T
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Returning by harcourt
Summary: For this prompt, based on this creepypasta. While under the influence of Loki's scepter, Clint keeps finding strange notes telling him to wake up and isn't quite sure what to make of them. And they keep appearing.
Rating: Not rated. PG-13-ish
Pairings: None
Robot Trip by copperbadge
Summary: Tony is driving from Malibu to Manhattan with a robot in the back seat and Captain America riding escort at Pepper's behest. What could possibly go wrong?
Rating: T
Pairings: Tony/Pepper
Bonus: Podfic’d by blackglass here!
Tell Me About Phil by sabinelagrande
Summary: Phil hasn't gone missing. Phil is gone. Clint is going after him.
Rating: Explicit
Pairings: Clint/Phil, Tony/Pepper
Bonus: Podfic’d by the author here!
These are Our Friends And These are Our Foes (You’re the One I Love Most) by Perpetual Motion
Summary: A day in the life of Phil and Clint, with a mission gone wrong and work still to do as it unfolds.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: Clint/Phil, minor Hill/Sitwell
They Don’t Know Where We Come From by ladyflowdi
Summary: “Shrapnel,” Tony says, and alarms go off around his ears and he can’t breathe and the pain is going to eat him up from the head down. “In my heart. I made it. Not the shrapnel. ...Well. The shrapnel too.”
Rating: M
Pairings: None
Through the Glass by dentalfloss
Summary: “Thoughts Coulson?” Fury asked, finger tapping idly on Barton’s file. “He’s dangerous. He has trust issues that we may not be able to breach, he will not like working with others, he will lie to us about his motivations every chance he gets and, most likely, be successful every time.” Coulson’s gaze drifted back to the empty chair Barton had chosen earlier, boxed in the corner yet protected on as many sides as possible. “It won’t be easy, but if we can win his loyalty he has the potential to be the asset we’re looking for.” Fury agreed, though neither of them would ever dream that they already had Barton’s loyalty, or that the price it cost was so steep.
Rating: T
Pairings: Pre-Clint/Coulson
Bonus: Podfic’d by liannabob here!
Warning: Potentially sensitive subject matter
Unexpected Doesn’t Mean Unwanted by florahart
Summary: Clint has an unexpected toddler. Phil has an unexpected toddler-managing skillset. And both of them have crushes on each other. That's the way they all became the Brady bunch?
Rating: M
Pairings: Clint/Phil
when i am king you will be first against the wall by paregmenon
Summary: It dawns on Clint at three in the morning while he's making coffee for himself and Stark: it's not Coulson. There's something walking around in SHIELD headquarters, with access to just about everything, wearing Coulson's face, and claiming to be him, and something is very wrong. In which Clint is suffering from Capgras Syndrome.
Rating: M
Pairings: None
You’ll Find the Bright Places by BlackEyedGirl
Summary: Fury temples his fingers together. “Tell me how this started?” Phil tries to give a reasonable report of today's incident. As he spent most of his day trying to keep grade-school aged versions of his team away from a team of gunmen, he has only limited success.
Rating: T
Pairings: None
Dracula
Fidelity by Assimbya
Summary: Mina is loyal to those she loves. Post-novel.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: Mina/Jonathan, Mina/Jack, Mina/Arthur
Greek Mythology
A Spring with No Winter by baffledking
Summary: A maiden is born, in time becomes a mother- to bear her own maiden daughter- and, in her age, is the crone, withered, but wise. The spring comes, in time bears fruit and seeds, before, as the year ends, the earth becomes withered and bare.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: Hades/Persephone
Bonus: Podfic’d by Chestnut_filly here!
Warning: Potentially sensitive subject matter, but only because of the original myth
The Hunger Games
and our dreams will break the boundaries of our fears by electrumqueen
Summary: Johanna and Finnick flirt with rebellion, and learn that the Capitol has teeth.
Rating: M
Pairings: Johanna/Finnick, Annie/Finnick
Warning: Sensitive subject matter
i hope i can forgive me for having the nerve to exist by derogatory
Summary: more johanna character work, post-Games, pre-Catching Fire. Third person POV, bc that shit was HARD.
Rating: Mature
Pairings: None
monsters are always hungry darling by jada_jasmine
Summary: if this is love then kill me now and save me from my life
Rating: R
Pairings: Finnick/Johanna
To the Victor, the Spoil by annakovsky
Summary: No berries, no mockingjay, no rebellion. Katniss killed Peeta in the arena, and now she has to live with herself like every other victor.
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Katniss/Haymitch
Warning: Sensitive subject matter
Twenty-Four Victors, Twenty-Four Tributes: Meet Your Quarter Quell Contestants by aimmyarrowshigh
Summary: All of the stories The Hunger Games can't tell.
Rating: M
Pairings: Minor Katniss/Peeta, Finnick/Annie, and Haymitch/Chaff
Warning: Sensitive subject matter
Young Savage Thing by rillrill
Summary: “Make me look pitiful,” she says, “and maybe they’ll feel sorry for me.” How Johanna Mason won her Games and lost everything else.
Rating: T
Pairings: Minor background Finnick/Annie
Warning: Sensitive subject matter
James Bond
pas devant les enfants by ladyvivien
Summary: Resurrection is a hobby that runs in the family.
Rating: T
Pairings: Andrew Bond/Monique Delacroix Bond
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus
fai la nanna, principino (hush a bye, little prince) by alykapedia
Summary: Good night, good night, my little prince, I'll keep you safe and I'll keep you warm. Nico di Angelo, and the five people who wished him good night.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: None
maybe tomorrow is a better day by monkkeyslut
Summary: Calypso is bitter sadness and endless hope.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: Calypso/Leo, mentions of Percy/Calypso and Percy/Annabeth
Star Trek
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before by singingintime
Summary: In No-Win Scenario, there's a line where Kirk recalls the last time he and Uhura were planetside together: "cramped and cold, him holding a hand against the hot pulse of her bloody leg and telling bawdy jokes to keep her awake and out of shock. " This is that mission. Set a couple months before No-Win Scenario, but can be read without having read the former.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: None
Teen Wolf
be as you were by snowdarkred
Summary: Stiles wakes up and knows that the shapeshifter has him.
Rating: T
Pairings: None
bunny rabbits are not the only food group! by moirariordan
Summary: The only thing stupider than getting killed is getting killed because there’s not enough fiber in your diet. Written for derekstiles at DW.
Rating: T
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, Scott/Allison
But I’m Not a Soldier by idyll
Summary: The first time Derek shoves Stiles against a wall, she pepper sprays him in his face.
Rating: T
Pairings: girl!Stiles/Derek
Devoted by Jerakeen
Summary: Stiles expected the incubus to be something ethereal, otherworldly, inhumanly beautiful. This guy looks like a lawyer.
Rating: Explicit
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, briefly mentioned Scott/Allison and Lydia/Jackson
Bonus: Podfic’d by erica_schall here!
Lifting directly from the AN: It doesn't become an issue in this fic, but please note that incubi and non-con creepiness tend to go hand in hand. If you'd like to know more about the incubus storyline, you can check out the end notes.
Five Times Stiles Was Bisexual And One Time He Was Still Bisexual by gyzym
Summary: Stiles does things. WHILE BISEXUAL.
Rating: Not rated. R-ish
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, background Scott/Allison and Lydia/Jackson
Young Justice
advanced theoretical team building by echraide
Summary: S1 team, community AU
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: None
ashes, ashes, we all go on by anstaar
Summary: Dick falls
Rating: T
Pairings: Minor Wally/Artemis
i’ll be there for you! by kidiots
Summary: Wally has a heart-to-heart with Barbara re: her denial about a certain masked acrobat.
Rating: K+
Pairings: Implied Dick/Babs
Untitled by us_overlooked
Summary: (501): I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Rating: R-ish
Pairings: Dick/Zatanna, minor Wally/Artemis and Connor/M’gann
The Avengers
But Not Worth Writing Down by Frances
Summary: Of lessons in humanity, the wisdom of drunkards, the people that keep you whole and finally having that chat with your partner. Sort of. “So what?” Stark spoke not out of callousness but a respect earned under impossible conditions. “She’ll escape in, what, twenty minutes? We just need to remember to bring enough body bags when we go pick her up.”
Rating: T
Pairings: Clint/Natasha, minor Tony/Pepper and Thor/Jane
bullets catch in her teeth by haipollai
Summary: The Red Room does not need to step in this time, she makes herself forget about them. All of them. Life becomes easier with no connections and no trust. After that she tells no one about any of her secrets, instead she holds them against her chest and treats them as treasure. They're buried deep under everything. Under knowledge of how to disable a man twice her size and how to clean and handle standard issue guns as well as some non-standard ones. She buries them deep but there is no such thing as deep enough. Red stains everything in the end and fire seeks out fuel.
Rating: T
Pairings: Past Natasha/Alexei Shostakov, minor Clint/Natasha
Couldn’t Get That Boy To Kill Me by redbrunja
Summary: Sometimes she thinks she should have forced Barton to put her down. After all, death clears all debts.
Rating: Explicit
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
don’t stay for the good stuff by notpining
Summary: She absentmindedly takes his left hand in hers and lays it on the table in front of them. She spreads her fingers on top of his before taking the pen and dragging the tip over his knuckles, leaving small black lines in its wake. After a moment she says, “You got me those flowers in Hong Kong.”
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Dying is the Easy Part of Living by sheep
Summary: It's been ten years since Clint's seen his brother, and the family reunion is not the one he was expecting.
Rating: M
Pairings: Clint/Phi
the helicarrier by gdgdbaby
Summary: avengers mockumentary fic. set half a year or so after the events of the movie.
Rating: T
Pairings: Minor Steve/Tony, very vaguely implied Clint/Natasha
Homefront by copperbadge
Summary: Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.
Rating: Explicit
Pairings: Steve/Tony
Kaddish by Vongchild
Summary: Howard Stark - the senior, not the junior - has his name changed at Ellis Island. He tosses his Yiddish consonants to the sea breeze and never tries to find them again. A century later, Tony Stark lies in a cave in Afghanistan, convinced that this is going to kill him.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: None
Never Fear Those Mountains in the Distance by torakowalski
Summary: Phil doesn’t remember all the things that Natasha tried to teach him, but he knows that if someone scares him, he’s supposed to run. Or, once upon a time, Phil Coulson got turned into a seven-year-old.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: None
Never Sold A Lie by nerdwegian
Summary: "The Life Model Decoys are designed with a self-sustaining Artificial Intelligence, with the project goal being for them to be able to pass as their Target Model in any given situation." Road trip fic. Obviously.
Rating: M
Pairings: Clint/Phil
Bonus: Podfic’d by shell here!
project adulthood by irnan
Summary: "I've been thinking," said Bruce quietly. "The day HQ was attacked. Tony and I were at that R&D meeting we usually skip." "Yes," said Steve. "Nat said that." "Well," said Bruce. "Usually, on a Friday, when we skip the R&D meeting, we arrive at HQ around the time that bomb went off."
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: None
Red by Vongchild
Summary: Her hair is long when she goes to Russia, and short when she comes back. Clint does not know what happens to her in-between - he barely knows what happens to himself.
Rating: T
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Returning by harcourt
Summary: For this prompt, based on this creepypasta. While under the influence of Loki's scepter, Clint keeps finding strange notes telling him to wake up and isn't quite sure what to make of them. And they keep appearing.
Rating: Not rated. PG-13-ish
Pairings: None
Robot Trip by copperbadge
Summary: Tony is driving from Malibu to Manhattan with a robot in the back seat and Captain America riding escort at Pepper's behest. What could possibly go wrong?
Rating: T
Pairings: Tony/Pepper
Bonus: Podfic’d by blackglass here!
Tell Me About Phil by sabinelagrande
Summary: Phil hasn't gone missing. Phil is gone. Clint is going after him.
Rating: Explicit
Pairings: Clint/Phil, Tony/Pepper
Bonus: Podfic’d by the author here!
These are Our Friends And These are Our Foes (You’re the One I Love Most) by Perpetual Motion
Summary: A day in the life of Phil and Clint, with a mission gone wrong and work still to do as it unfolds.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: Clint/Phil, minor Hill/Sitwell
They Don’t Know Where We Come From by ladyflowdi
Summary: “Shrapnel,” Tony says, and alarms go off around his ears and he can’t breathe and the pain is going to eat him up from the head down. “In my heart. I made it. Not the shrapnel. ...Well. The shrapnel too.”
Rating: M
Pairings: None
Through the Glass by dentalfloss
Summary: “Thoughts Coulson?” Fury asked, finger tapping idly on Barton’s file. “He’s dangerous. He has trust issues that we may not be able to breach, he will not like working with others, he will lie to us about his motivations every chance he gets and, most likely, be successful every time.” Coulson’s gaze drifted back to the empty chair Barton had chosen earlier, boxed in the corner yet protected on as many sides as possible. “It won’t be easy, but if we can win his loyalty he has the potential to be the asset we’re looking for.” Fury agreed, though neither of them would ever dream that they already had Barton’s loyalty, or that the price it cost was so steep.
Rating: T
Pairings: Pre-Clint/Coulson
Bonus: Podfic’d by liannabob here!
Warning: Potentially sensitive subject matter
Unexpected Doesn’t Mean Unwanted by florahart
Summary: Clint has an unexpected toddler. Phil has an unexpected toddler-managing skillset. And both of them have crushes on each other. That's the way they all became the Brady bunch?
Rating: M
Pairings: Clint/Phil
when i am king you will be first against the wall by paregmenon
Summary: It dawns on Clint at three in the morning while he's making coffee for himself and Stark: it's not Coulson. There's something walking around in SHIELD headquarters, with access to just about everything, wearing Coulson's face, and claiming to be him, and something is very wrong. In which Clint is suffering from Capgras Syndrome.
Rating: M
Pairings: None
You’ll Find the Bright Places by BlackEyedGirl
Summary: Fury temples his fingers together. “Tell me how this started?” Phil tries to give a reasonable report of today's incident. As he spent most of his day trying to keep grade-school aged versions of his team away from a team of gunmen, he has only limited success.
Rating: T
Pairings: None
Dracula
Fidelity by Assimbya
Summary: Mina is loyal to those she loves. Post-novel.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: Mina/Jonathan, Mina/Jack, Mina/Arthur
Greek Mythology
A Spring with No Winter by baffledking
Summary: A maiden is born, in time becomes a mother- to bear her own maiden daughter- and, in her age, is the crone, withered, but wise. The spring comes, in time bears fruit and seeds, before, as the year ends, the earth becomes withered and bare.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: Hades/Persephone
Bonus: Podfic’d by Chestnut_filly here!
Warning: Potentially sensitive subject matter, but only because of the original myth
The Hunger Games
and our dreams will break the boundaries of our fears by electrumqueen
Summary: Johanna and Finnick flirt with rebellion, and learn that the Capitol has teeth.
Rating: M
Pairings: Johanna/Finnick, Annie/Finnick
Warning: Sensitive subject matter
i hope i can forgive me for having the nerve to exist by derogatory
Summary: more johanna character work, post-Games, pre-Catching Fire. Third person POV, bc that shit was HARD.
Rating: Mature
Pairings: None
monsters are always hungry darling by jada_jasmine
Summary: if this is love then kill me now and save me from my life
Rating: R
Pairings: Finnick/Johanna
To the Victor, the Spoil by annakovsky
Summary: No berries, no mockingjay, no rebellion. Katniss killed Peeta in the arena, and now she has to live with herself like every other victor.
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Katniss/Haymitch
Warning: Sensitive subject matter
Twenty-Four Victors, Twenty-Four Tributes: Meet Your Quarter Quell Contestants by aimmyarrowshigh
Summary: All of the stories The Hunger Games can't tell.
Rating: M
Pairings: Minor Katniss/Peeta, Finnick/Annie, and Haymitch/Chaff
Warning: Sensitive subject matter
Young Savage Thing by rillrill
Summary: “Make me look pitiful,” she says, “and maybe they’ll feel sorry for me.” How Johanna Mason won her Games and lost everything else.
Rating: T
Pairings: Minor background Finnick/Annie
Warning: Sensitive subject matter
James Bond
pas devant les enfants by ladyvivien
Summary: Resurrection is a hobby that runs in the family.
Rating: T
Pairings: Andrew Bond/Monique Delacroix Bond
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus
fai la nanna, principino (hush a bye, little prince) by alykapedia
Summary: Good night, good night, my little prince, I'll keep you safe and I'll keep you warm. Nico di Angelo, and the five people who wished him good night.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: None
maybe tomorrow is a better day by monkkeyslut
Summary: Calypso is bitter sadness and endless hope.
Rating: General Audiences
Pairings: Calypso/Leo, mentions of Percy/Calypso and Percy/Annabeth
Star Trek
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before by singingintime
Summary: In No-Win Scenario, there's a line where Kirk recalls the last time he and Uhura were planetside together: "cramped and cold, him holding a hand against the hot pulse of her bloody leg and telling bawdy jokes to keep her awake and out of shock. " This is that mission. Set a couple months before No-Win Scenario, but can be read without having read the former.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: None
Teen Wolf
be as you were by snowdarkred
Summary: Stiles wakes up and knows that the shapeshifter has him.
Rating: T
Pairings: None
bunny rabbits are not the only food group! by moirariordan
Summary: The only thing stupider than getting killed is getting killed because there’s not enough fiber in your diet. Written for derekstiles at DW.
Rating: T
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, Scott/Allison
But I’m Not a Soldier by idyll
Summary: The first time Derek shoves Stiles against a wall, she pepper sprays him in his face.
Rating: T
Pairings: girl!Stiles/Derek
Devoted by Jerakeen
Summary: Stiles expected the incubus to be something ethereal, otherworldly, inhumanly beautiful. This guy looks like a lawyer.
Rating: Explicit
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, briefly mentioned Scott/Allison and Lydia/Jackson
Bonus: Podfic’d by erica_schall here!
Lifting directly from the AN: It doesn't become an issue in this fic, but please note that incubi and non-con creepiness tend to go hand in hand. If you'd like to know more about the incubus storyline, you can check out the end notes.
Five Times Stiles Was Bisexual And One Time He Was Still Bisexual by gyzym
Summary: Stiles does things. WHILE BISEXUAL.
Rating: Not rated. R-ish
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, background Scott/Allison and Lydia/Jackson
Young Justice
advanced theoretical team building by echraide
Summary: S1 team, community AU
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: None
ashes, ashes, we all go on by anstaar
Summary: Dick falls
Rating: T
Pairings: Minor Wally/Artemis
i’ll be there for you! by kidiots
Summary: Wally has a heart-to-heart with Barbara re: her denial about a certain masked acrobat.
Rating: K+
Pairings: Implied Dick/Babs
Untitled by us_overlooked
Summary: (501): I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Rating: R-ish
Pairings: Dick/Zatanna, minor Wally/Artemis and Connor/M’gann