CALLING ALL ARTISTS!!

[anonymous_plume]

Can you draw? Can you make pretty things like fanvids? Are you digi-pen savvy? Do you like drawing Johnny Depp in scandalous poses? (Or any character from the PotC realm?) Then potc_bigbang needs you! We need artists and it’s coming up on the deadline for artist sign-ups

Comments

[mellifluous_ink]

Will there be tentacle porn? I need a challenge, is what I'm trying to say here. Also, who doesn't like tentacle porn, I mean honestly.

[anonymous_plume]

Um. I think that there kind of has to be tentacle porn now. (am guilty of having writed tentacle porn before - non-explicit! but porn just the same.

Perhaps you should sign up and find out?? *tempts you*

[mellifluous_ink]

Would I be guaranteed a tentacle porn, though? I don't want any of this angsty Norrington/Jack in a bathtub stuff, because I've seen it all before and there's only so many ways you can put two humans together before you need to start adding chocolate syrup and a goat just to keep yourself from falling asleep.

[anonymous_plume]

roflsnort.

what about three humans, two of whom look remarkably similar, eh? eh???

um.

it probably cannot be guaranteed that the author you choose to gift will have either tentacle porn, chocolate syrup or a goat. but. if you sign up, i will see what i can do about securing a separate, non-fest related tentacle... something. maybe even a goat.

[moonbeamdancer]

I'm fine with this, everyone have fun. :)

[anonymous_plume]

yay, thank you! :D