If my girl Kate Winslet doesn't win an Oscar tonight, I may be forced to cut a bitch.

Also, adorable Slumdog Millionare kids make me want to pull an Angelina and run off to Mumbai to adopt a million orphans.

42 days until I ship.

How excited am I?

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So, my mother loves her cheesetastic, only shocking in 1935 pre-Code old movies.

Last night's fare was a film called Female.

It was, without any question, the most offensive, misogynistic load of horseshit I have ever seen.

The plot is thus:

Alison Drake is owner and successful manager of an automobile factory. She also has a good relations with her ( Read more... )

Sign found at intersection of Lamar and MLK Boulevard.


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MadTV shows the truth behind the oh so manly pass time of watching football.

Two good buddies celebrating the hometown team by randomly making out.

Seriously, I've watched this thing a million times and it still remains one of the funniest (and hottest) things I've ever seen. These dudes totally commit to the skit. When one of them climbs the other ( Read more... )

I've done it.

Crossed the final freaky frontier of fandom.

I wrote Real Person Slash.

Not just any Real Person Slash. Presidential Real Person Slash.

( Rahm Emanuel, please don't kill me. )