I think the world just broke. I think I just destroyed a relationship. What.

Caitlinitis: The propensity to always say the wrong thing and then to obsess about it, and also the inability to make beds

My life is a giant *facepalm*

You think I give bad advice but it ain't my fault you just don't want to listen because it's not what you want to hear. Surely my advice must be very bad if everything I told you would happen TOTALLY HAPPENED. It's cool though, I'm sure that room full of people couldn't handle my "too detached" point of view either. If you wanna do something, you' ( Read more... )

So summer is hot. Not news, but uncomfortable, year after year. I don't do much, I just clean the house and read. I've read some really great books already, though - Cannery Row and The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, which is stellar. Next it's on to The Poisonwood Bible, so we'll see how it goes. I like Barbara Kingsolver though - Prodigal ( Read more... )

I did. I raped my sophomore year of college.

It went like this: (Caitlin) 8==========> O: (the mouth of life).

Ta-da. Now I'm in Woodinville for summer. Hoo-rah.

HAY GUISE, WHAT IS UP? Sorry I never post...soon all y'all might start thinking I'm not interesting. I won't bother to contradict you. Anyway, school's pretty alright, busy though. I actually like all my classes this quarter (Humanities of China, Native Peoples of North America, Intro to the Study of Religion, plus music stuff), and it's amazing ( Read more... )

I wrote this for my friend who is also my neighbor, and we are going to have a poetry reading one night from out balconies as they are immediately next to one another. Enjoy.

To Molly

Your hair is as soft as a baby’s

Almost as soft as the skin on its ass.

I think your eyes are sort of green-blue, like the cyanobacteria who created ( Read more... )

As a service to all my friends and neighbors, I have created a sort of party Bible, if you will: these are guidelines for politeness and correctness in the art of party-attending. It is my recommendation and desire that these guidelines will be taken into account ( Read more... )

I just got raped in the ass by life. Eurgh.

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