hmmm... a plant appeared in my room.

what's even better is there are two gnomes holding onto the pot.

I will take very good care of this plant (unless someone comes and claims it).

What should I name this wonderful new friend of mine?

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Rule 1: Go to school

He likes marijuana, I like, holding his bitch

( I'm going.. are you?? )

How many holes does it take to fill a soul?

oh god i gotta take a lift
from reality i just can't drift

Yes, it's true. My birthday was yesterday.

It was honestly the best day of my life.

I can't run fast enough; so i fly away.

Today at work, Lindsey drew a smiley face on her finger
and took pictures of it standing next to the penny cup,
donation jar, and my face. It was amazing.