Dear me, you shall be missed. Will forward your regrets to Santa and the crowd at Hogwarts. Don't drink too much of that Klingon Grog - it'll knock your skivies off. Or is that what you're aiming at, you rascal you? : )
Dear me, but Santa and the folk at Hogwarts are going to be a bit down in the mouth. Oh well! There is a lot to be said for going into the holidays weightless. That way the biscuits and nogs don't weigh one down so much.
CHEERS Luvy!
Oh... and keep an eye on Hans... he is a bit loose after a quaff or two of Ewokian Gin. ... oh that stuff is too strong for me, I can tell you!
Now THAT'S the holiday spirit I'm talkin' 'bout! Dearest Bun-bun, you've always been a true Hogwartsian at heart, and I mean that only in the best way. Happiest of Holidays to you and yours. Take it easy on the feasting, the feast has been known to last well into Boxing Day.
XOXOXO, Alice
Shussssh, yes, DM asked me to pass along to you, he's reserved the Room of Requirements for your orgy little 'get together'. He wants it kept quiet as his mum pushed him to invite that Slythern Ho-ho-ho Parkinson to the feast.
Oh! Almost forgot, DM said to ask if a threesome additional company for your litle get-together might appeal to you. He said something about someone whose name started with a 'P'... either Potter or Parkinson, I forgot which. Oh, right, and do you prefer satin or silk sheets? Goblin lube or Muggle? On top or...
Heavens! DM is going to have to make his OWN arrangements. I'm not about about miss my little get-together with ThongLongbottom.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Latest word is DM assumed you would give in to his wishes so it seems your... um, lustier desires will come true, a great deal earlier than Christmas morning. Just saw Potter, and one or two of the Weasley lads headed around the corner at a dead run, in the general direction of The Room of Requirement. Tsk, tsk... such randy goings on!
Miss you too Bunney!
OMG! Was that just Ms. GRANGER kicking off her high heels, scarpering up the stairs?!
Yes. Your wishes shall be granted a great DEAL earlier than previously anticipated. ; )
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CHEERS Luvy!
Oh... and keep an eye on Hans... he is a bit loose after a quaff or two of Ewokian Gin. ... oh that stuff is too strong for me, I can tell you!
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XOXOXO, Alice
Shussssh, yes, DM asked me to pass along to you, he's reserved the Room of Requirements for your orgy little 'get together'. He wants it kept quiet as his mum pushed him to invite that Slythern Ho-ho-ho Parkinson to the feast.
Oh! Almost forgot, DM said to ask if a threesome additional company for your litle get-together might appeal to you. He said something about someone whose name started with a 'P'... either Potter or Parkinson, I forgot which. Oh, right, and do you prefer satin or silk sheets? Goblin lube or Muggle? On top or...
Heavens! DM is going to have to make his OWN arrangements. I'm not about about miss my little get-together with ThongLongbottom.
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Miss you too Bunney!
OMG! Was that just Ms. GRANGER kicking off her high heels, scarpering up the stairs?!
Yes. Your wishes shall be granted a great DEAL earlier than previously anticipated. ; )
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