If you've ever sat under a tree for a long period of time then when you got up said "where the fuck did this giant tree come from" and you're friends are just as stumped.
True story: My friends and I were driving down Bardstown (stoned off our ass of course) when a cop pulls up behind us. Every lane we switch into, he does the same for like 2 miles down the road. We get paranoid and decide to turn so maybe we'll get him off our ass. He turns right on with us. So we turn again and he follows. Like 30 minutes this cop has been on our ass. Finally we turn into this dead end street and we didn't want to look like stoners so we pull into this driveway. He parks on the street but doesn't do anything. After we sit there for 10 minutes freaking out about what to do, we decide to just leave. He hasn't arrested us yet so we figure we're fine. While we drive off he pulls into the driveway, gets out looks at us funny and walks into his house. We basically lead him home. That's what paranoia does to you.
you probably don't remeber memj_sultryFebruary 26 2005, 06:11:55 UTC
jenny you still have me h.p.lovecraft book but it's cool. i figured i should stop by you page at least patty told me where it was. you baby is a cutie pie excuse me for lossing my cool there. so how life. write me back. -Mark
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You set your wedding date for 4/20.
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
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True story:
My friends and I were driving down Bardstown (stoned off our ass of course) when a cop pulls up behind us. Every lane we switch into, he does the same for like 2 miles down the road. We get paranoid and decide to turn so maybe we'll get him off our ass. He turns right on with us. So we turn again and he follows. Like 30 minutes this cop has been on our ass. Finally we turn into this dead end street and we didn't want to look like stoners so we pull into this driveway. He parks on the street but doesn't do anything. After we sit there for 10 minutes freaking out about what to do, we decide to just leave. He hasn't arrested us yet so we figure we're fine. While we drive off he pulls into the driveway, gets out looks at us funny and walks into his house. We basically lead him home. That's what paranoia does to you.
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-Mark
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