Happy Valentine's Day

or if you say Happy V Day it could possibly be Happy Veneral Disease Day.... maybe? That was silly I take it back.

I made a new Facebook. You should be my friend. (If you were my friend you should be my friend again).

    One day I went to the coke machine at school and bought some water. You may be asking yourself "coke machine? water? how does that work?" Well you see... its a water machine but it is commonly known as a coke machine ... it just happens to sell water. But I digress. So when I had purchased my water, I walked down the hall talking to Susan about ( Read more... )

Anyway, I don't really have much new going on other than I am unofficially engaged. Its kind of soon but not big deal if you know you know. Anycase, work is work and that's all right. I'm looking forward to moving out of my apartment soon and back home. (Who thought I'd ever say that?) It turns out that the move to Brasil has to be canceled my ( Read more... )

I think it is important to note all conversations and points having to do with amputees...(That have been talked about in the last week.)

-"Your leg would look much better on the floor." -Jasper
- Amputee porn
- Amputees would be awesome to have sex with.
  You would never have trouble finding a hole and there would be easy access. (Brenna's ( Read more... )

Anyway, I'm tired of working. They pulled me to brain injury last night and I hope to never ever work there again. I hated it. I have two more nights to go and then I have eight days off. I won't know what to do with myself. I haven't had that much leisurely time since summer. I'll probably get bored and wish I was at work or something. Well ( Read more... )

I'm moving to Brasil in March for a year!

It was fun. I'm in love. 

One of my patients in possessed. It frightens me.

1. A weak or sickly person, especially one morbidly concerned with his or her health.

oh my!

I know a few valetudinarians. Unpleasant.