PRESENT FOR ME

[alicescat]

THERE IS ONE PRESENT UNDER THE ALICE/CLAUDE HAPPY TREE, AND IT IS FOR ME. AND I KNOW THAT IT IS CATNIP. BECAUSE I CAN SMELL IT, AND THE WRAPPING STUFF IS PRETTY SEE-THROUGH.

ALSO, I SAW UP ALICE'S SKIRT WHEN SHE WAS COMING DOWNSTAIRS. IF YOU GIVE ME A DOLLAR I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT HER UNDERWEAR.

Comments

[colorful_dreams]

what if I give you a hug? or..something equally awesome? can you still tell me about her underwear?
mwahahaha

[cutelittledave]

I'll give you meat if next time you see it on her you steal it and bury it in the back yard to confuse and infuriate her.

[rain_dog_83]

a dollar is like nine dollars in cat money.

[cutelittledave]

Heh, which means one human dollar is like 1 cat euro.

[intranodus]

*dollar*

[feirsidhist]

hahahahahahaha!!!
I KNEW YOU WERE A DIRTY OLD HO-BAG, CLAUDE! I KNEW IT! TWISTED OLD MAN-CAT!