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So come September, this be my new ride. It runs on orgasms.

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Okay so i'm new too the internet obviously so if you've seen this already, give me a break, if not, enjoy the funniest shit i've ever read. LOL! *still laughing*

http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/sB/content_openletter.php

Straaange dreams ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aliciamk!

1. If you toss aliciamk 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
2. Aliciamk cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
3. South Australia was the first place to allow aliciamk to stand for parliament!
4. Over 2000 people have now climbed ( Read more... )

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Coley and Stripper not included. Must get rid of by this comming weekend. Make me an offer.


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Hey, so I don't know if anyone knows this...but uh....ITS FRIDAY ( Read more... )

Well I am so completely psyched for this week ( Read more... )

girlwitdaskill: well that smelled like the middle east on a hot summer day

PHONE IS BACK ON, PLEASE COMMENCE COMMUNICATION AND HARASSMENT. ALSO DRUNK DIALINGS ARE ENCOURAGED BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME GIGGLE.