Rules to Driving!

[aliciana]

1. No matter what your little ole granny might say, driving 65mph on I-80 is NOT acceptable

Comments

[xpurple]

Nah, there are only two rules to driving.

1. If it's bigger than you, let it do whatever it wants and stay out of it's way.

2. If it's smaller than you, they must follow rule number 1.

[twiness]

i hate driving in this state. ugh

[instantiation]

Nope, wrong! Sorry. But number one, my grandma is totally in agreement.
65 is way too damn fast, you whippersnappers.

Yellow lights mean "if you're more than 8 cars from the intersection you're probably going to want to stop some time in the future".

Two lane streets are the number one cause of headaches in small frogs. It's been statistically proven. We should show our smaller city bretheren some respect! Hicks need love to.