OMG WORLDS HARDEST RIDDLE!!!1!111111!!!!!???!??!!?!

[aliciaxgrace]

A lady shoots her husband.
She then holds him underwater for over 5 minutes.
At last, she hangs him.
But five minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How is this possible??

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If I can figure this out, anyone can.

Comments

[jettles]

i hate riddles.

:(

[aliciaxgrace]

I do too! But I had help with this one.

You know what else I hate? Not seeing you :((((((

[jettles]

I know :((((((((((((((( it has been waaay too long.

I've kind of been black-hole-of-angst due to being poor, so therefore have been very lazy... but it looks like, finally, things are turning around and I will soon have $$$ to do fun things again like go for cocktails in Newtown!

so we must. soon <3

[aliciaxgrace]

I have so many juicy things to tell you. :)

I'm sorry you've been a black-hole-of-angst! I've been zombie like and poor and just failing at seeing anyone.

I'm desperate for cocktails. DESPERATE. And maybe thai?

[imagine_eyeball]

She shoots a photo of him, develops it and hangs it to dry :)

[thesaurosie]

Oh I get it.
Photographs can't eat dinner!

[chagrinriddle]

"If I can figure this out, anyone can" doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say about yourself :(

[aliciaxgrace]

Everyone knows words confuse me. Also, I don't have much patience for things like these. :\

[thesaurosie]

She's a zombie and hey finally found brains to be quite palatable

[thesaurosie]

* he