A better name for "food fights" would be "food feuds". That's aliteration too, and it has assonance

[alicorn24]

Lunch: Pierogies! Yum yum. I was lazy and did not fry them with celery and onion. I have another serving's worth of pierogies and next time I will do celery and onion

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[alleycat534]

it's funny that while you were writing this, i was right below you in the kitchen making pierogies...